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Default 02-07-2007, 02:25 PM
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dont count your chickens, coma - a soon as she sees you pop a hartd-on to battlestar fagtastica she'll gaps the scene.
yea, shes more of a B5 girl rolleyes:
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 09:42 PM
Well I went out on the most boring news story of my career so far, but at least my reporter was this chick
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Default 02-07-2007, 09:43 PM
...and you want to shag her?
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 09:45 PM
eh, not anymore, she pissed me off by leaving while I was editing the story so now I think shes a bitch.
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 10:08 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":3855b]eh, not anymore, she pissed me off by leaving while I was editing the story so now I think shes a bitch.[/quote:3855b]

Beauty IS only skin deep
  
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Default 02-08-2007, 01:48 AM
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eh, not anymore, she pissed me off by leaving while I was editing the story so now I think shes a bitch.
Beauty IS only skin deep[/quote:41382]

If that's the case you just spooge on their face rather than going inside.
  
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Default 03-02-2007, 02:38 PM
Gadam this has not been my week oOo:

Just found out that hot ho is in a relatinship with some fat fker at her university... Got wtfpwnd by some really hot girl I met at a club kus she didn't give me her number. cuss:

I also hooked up with one of my ex gfs the other day, the one who sent the pic with a dildo sticking out her azz biggrin: . That didn't go too badly, but shes always been a complete bitch... She said she had a free house this Friday & that I could come over & screw her brains out. I figured I'd play it super cool so didn't text her till 6pm. Now I got a reply saying "Hey I wish you'd text me earlier I just agreed to do babysitting." cuss: cuss: cuss: hellfire: mwah: annoy: annoy:

That's it, I'm fresh outta slags now, annoy: mad: loney: unless I count the minger I pulled last week but I dunno if I can be bothered with her.

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/l_4be6d835344c26d85896fd9ce30aa85e.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/l_45c8362efd22a34a65a0c3ec608e5305.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/l_e68fb6d5f619f5a5027e29e410ea9fc1.jpg[/img] ^ dunno wtf shes wearing here...

Dunno if I can be arsed with her, shes got fckd up teeth, I'm English & her teeth scare me so that says a lot oOo: She's also plucked all her eyebrows or something so prolly looks like a tranny when she has no makeup.

sigh...
  
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Default 03-02-2007, 02:55 PM
I KNEW she had a fucked up grill even before I read what you wrote. She smiles with her mouth closed...I knew a girl who used to do the same thing and her teeth were FUCCCKKKED.

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Default 03-02-2007, 02:56 PM
lol i like your tranny comparison.

Do the babysitter.
  
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Default 03-02-2007, 04:47 PM
What do you call a girl who makes out with gay men in drag? Cause thats what I turned the last girl I was with into...
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 04:40 PM
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Nother pic of the girl who sent the pic of her azz & a dildo... Currently on checkmate via text I dnt wana text her to seem desperate & she's not texting me either rolleyes: She doesn't look totally hot, but she's probably the most manipulative, charming, cunning & flirtatious lil bish that I ever met. She's had guys cutting themselves over her before & another guy went pretty nuts. She dates about 5 guys at once then sets them all off against each other to get her rocks off, a modern Scarlet O'Hara.

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/SHAGITSHAGIT.jpg[/img] This the girlie I'm working on now, she's got me v confused. I met her out clubbing but she said she wouldn't give me her number because she has trust issues stupid: But she still talks to me on MSN etc? stupid: I don't really wana hang around being her friend like some pussy but also don't wana lose a potential ho either.

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n509838817_24458_2308.jpg[/img] Same bish, prolly cutest girl around at the moment for moi, just wish I knew what the hell she thought of me... mad:
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 04:42 PM
Come on you slags lemme see some yankee girls! Where's all those cheerleaders? & how about those Canuck/AUS/NZ girls?
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 04:49 PM
thats chicks pretty cute fluf.

i was going after this chick for a while, but it became apparent to me she is bat shit crazy and an attention whore. one of those chicks that crave attention from anyone, and once you start talking to her etc. she never lets go and never stops calling and texting.

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Default 03-04-2007, 04:54 PM
Surely girls like that are easier to mess with mentally? Depends if you're looking for a gf though, hit & run old boy! rock:
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 05:09 PM
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What do you call a girl who makes out with gay men in drag? Cause thats what I turned the last girl I was with into...
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