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Default 03-04-2007, 05:17 PM

ninty shes hawt, altho attention whores drive you crazy.

Similar kinda situation with me, altho me and this lass have always got on really well, I make her laugh, talk on msn, etc..
Shes a stripper, lol, so an attention whore kinda but very funny and sarcastic. I have a g/f right now but I think she'd try to get me if she could, the way she talks and acts....I dunno, you know when you just know?

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Default 03-04-2007, 05:44 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5a018]Surely girls like that are easier to mess with mentally? Depends if you're looking for a gf though, hit & run old boy! rock:[/quote:5a018]

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Default 03-04-2007, 05:46 PM

what race that girl on left be?



  
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Default 03-04-2007, 07:10 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":e540f]the way she talks and acts....I dunno, you know when you just know?
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This happens?
  
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Default 03-25-2007, 09:38 AM

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eek:

Yes! It's the totally hot slag from page 1, she's coming back from university for 4 weeks rock: rock: rock: Believe it or not this girl is actually rather intelligent, went to grammar school & is now at a good uni. Speaks well & acts like a lady. I think I'm attracted to her kus she also acts like a complete whore at times... She's got that 'look' in her eye. the_finger:

Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...

Anyhoo I figure I'll play it cool for a few days & then maybe try & ring her. Hopefully if she answers her phone I'll ask her out for some drinks & she shall say yes! But she may also not answer so I'll be screwed & it's not worth texting her kus she won't reply... If I do get to take her out I think I'm gana take her someplace fancy for a meal. I've liked this bish for ages, she's going back to uni so technically I'll be screwed in the long run. But to spend time with her may be worth it.
  
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Default 03-25-2007, 12:22 PM

fuck, this thread and the girly thread makes me wonder wtf i'm doing wrong wtih my life sometimes annoy:

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Default 03-25-2007, 12:53 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":54549][

Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...
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Being president of my schools Rugby club, I take some offense from this.
  
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Default 03-25-2007, 02:24 PM

different continent. Different truths biggrin:


  
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Default 03-25-2007, 03:26 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6d70e][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6d70e][

Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...
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Being president of my schools Rugby club, I take some offense from this.[/quote:6d70e]

& may I add- in England, whereas in the USA I'm sure rugby players have even greater prestige than footballers. They probably, like myself, have evolved from chimps to have the great cunning to realise this. In England we do not have cheerleaders to cheer on the rugby players, so obviously they cannot be held in the same high esteem as their American cousins. biggrin:
  
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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f796c][quote="Unknown_Sniper":f796c][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f796c][

Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...
[/quote:f796c]

Being president of my schools Rugby club, I take some offense from this.[/quote:f796c]

& may I add- in England, whereas in the USA I'm sure rugby players have even greater prestige than footballers. They probably, like myself, have evolved from chimps to have the great cunning to realise this. In England we do not have cheerleaders to cheer on the rugby players, so obviously they cannot be held in the same high esteem as their American cousins. biggrin:[/quote:f796c]


no cheerleaders?.....

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[quote="White Rabbit":003cb][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":003cb][quote="Unknown_Sniper":003cb][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":003cb][

Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...
[/quote:003cb]

Being president of my schools Rugby club, I take some offense from this.[/quote:003cb]

& may I add- in England, whereas in the USA I'm sure rugby players have even greater prestige than footballers. They probably, like myself, have evolved from chimps to have the great cunning to realise this. In England we do not have cheerleaders to cheer on the rugby players, so obviously they cannot be held in the same high esteem as their American cousins. biggrin:[/quote:003cb]


no cheerleaders?.....

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Must be a real culture shock not to have some talentless skanks shaking their assholes about eh? eek:




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Default 03-25-2007, 04:28 PM

I wish we had cheerleaders here. But unfortunately in Vermont girls tend ot put on a nice winter layer and there aren't too many good looking girls around.
  
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Default 03-25-2007, 05:22 PM

Oooooh, so that's why you guys have unisex bathrooms. You can't tell the difference!
  
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Default 03-25-2007, 10:10 PM

[quote=geRV][quote="White Rabbit":878b7][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":878b7][quote="Unknown_Sniper":878b7]
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Unfortunately she's seeing some dumbass rugby player at her uni but I don't think she likes him that much. He's a big ugly muthafka, rugby players have only one genetic difference in their DNA between them & gorillas...
Being president of my schools Rugby club, I take some offense from this.[/quote:878b7]

& may I add- in England, whereas in the USA I'm sure rugby players have even greater prestige than footballers. They probably, like myself, have evolved from chimps to have the great cunning to realise this. In England we do not have cheerleaders to cheer on the rugby players, so obviously they cannot be held in the same high esteem as their American cousins. biggrin:[/quote:878b7]


no cheerleaders?.....

....[/quote:878b7]

Must be a real culture shock not to have some talentless skanks shaking their assholes about eh? eek:[/quote:878b7]

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Default 04-04-2007, 04:35 PM

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckity fuck.

OK.

I have lost my main slag, the one I keep going on about whos at uni & dating some rugby tit, ffs... I basically said to her over msn lets get jiggy with it & she said do you know I have a bf bla bla & I said I thought she wasn't that bothered about him. But it seems she is & that she is happy with that thing she calls a man. stupid: (he's prolly a nice guy im just jealous)

Anyhoo, It's not the getting shot down thing, tho I dunno if I did kus she had a bf. What's realy bothering me now is that I have no-one whom I want or hold in high esteem. This girl was a complete bish, she was cute, she knew it & she played it like a pro. There are no more girls in my life that I could consider to have a relationship with etc kus they are all so boring! cuss:

That bish just ripped a big ol hole in the fluffy girls shag list. Kus now there's no-one at the top annoy: What I mean to say is it's kind of psychological, there's usually some girl that guys daydream about now & then & she had been my one for the last few months. Now I gotta find another gadamit!

I also don't really know if I should stay in contact with her or block her out of my life completely. I sort of think hey maybe in the future? But I can't really handle seeing girls I want but can't have, it makes me depressed.

Anyone want to take her place fo buttsehx?
  
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