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Default 10-26-2002, 01:16 AM

...yep, it's all about respect....even for bitch-ho's....... oOo:
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 01:36 AM

maybe it's just your communist agenda eek:
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 04:26 AM

In retrospect, I've only had a chance to hook up with girls when I was being
arrogant / confident (a mix of both). NEVER have girls showed the slightest
interest in me when I was NICE so DON'T fall into that trap, fellas. You have
to do what Tupac Shakur said: treat a bitch like a BITCH; a hoe like a HOE.
If you DO find a lady that'll show interest when you're being nice / careful,
watch out: she might be conning you biggrin:
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 12:18 PM

Man, i can't believe you guys are trying to "understand" the female way. They can't figure us out as much as we can't figure them. Just be yourself and let the chips fall where they may.


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Default 10-26-2002, 12:22 PM

What if you accidentally ate those chips...?
  
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Default Re: Those deceitful little critters - 10-26-2002, 12:43 PM

[quote="Sotilas Jane":3be27]

The only thing that keeps me up, is that I am going today on a date with her best "friend", and after that I think I'm going to turn homosexual.

[/quote:3be27]


once you go queer............errrrrrr, you take it in the rear. hehe

hetro against homo --------> swordfight:

WHO WILL WIN
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 01:01 PM

Homos are pansies, Heteros would kick their ass
  
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Default ADDICTION TO LOVE - 10-26-2002, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
Wow, i must be the luckiest guy on this forum. I've known my girl since '87 and she is the one. She's definately a keeper and most people i know say how lucky i am to have a girl like that. While she's not perfect, she earns her keep around here.
We treat each other like humans and give each other space when we need it. She doesn't break my balls when i'm playing games too long or when i get together with my buddies on occasion. I do whats expected of me and i know when to say no to certain things. With time, we both learned how far we can go before the other person gets annoyed. She understands her place in the relationship as well as i understand mine.
We don't pretend to be something we're not.....like her having the balls in the relationship or me being a regular cassanova buying her flowers everyday.
You guys will eventially find women who are who they are and will accept you for you. The one's you're running into now just arent ready to settle down to a semi serious relationship. Don't rush anything....it'll all work out by itself.
Shit, if i can do it, so can you!
I feel ya arkan, its like that with me n mel, we're not assholes, we're not the kind of people who'd just get into an argument and walk out on each other.. we only want each other for life, she only wants me and i only want her, we know when we'd like to really settle all things down, we're best friends and totally in love. We talk all day everyday, we laugh all the time, we work out each others problems and potential ones. Unfortunately she's been getting very upset on the phone in the past two days because i can't be there with her for a couple of months, i always pull her round tho and keep a smile on her face, she's the greatest girl i've ever known.
its like we're the same, just different sexes, now thats a scary thought eh?

You'll all find the right one ..when you least expect it. i've found mine and i'm never leaving her side. Patience my sons!

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Default 10-26-2002, 01:32 PM

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Homos are pansies, Heteros would kick their ass
You obviously haven't met a lot of gay people yet, have you, Some are pansies, some could tear you apart and not even break a sweat.
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 02:17 PM

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What if you accidentally ate those chips...?
...they would still "fall where they may"...just that they would then be in the form of shit...... eek:
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 03:07 PM

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Default 10-26-2002, 03:48 PM

[quote="Low spark":46cd4]
Quote:
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Homos are pansies, Heteros would kick their ass
You obviously haven't met a lot of gay people yet, have you, Some are pansies, some could tear you apart and not even break a sweat.[/quote:46cd4]


and some could even tear you a new a$$hole


nothing wrong with gay people, i even have a step-brother thats gay...
  
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maybe it's just your communist agenda eek:
true, communism does allow equal rights for men and women.
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 04:46 PM

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes??

Nothing, you've already told her twice.
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 04:50 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":1fabc]What do you say to a woman with two black eyes??

Nothing, you've already told her twice.[/quote:1fabc]



lol, now thats funny!!
  
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