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Default 11-27-2002, 10:37 PM

i work on an assembly line for plastic coffee mugs
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 10:48 PM

women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 10:48 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":f0644]I work at Best buy, as a chasier, easiest job ive had biggrin:[/quote:f0644]

He ment Cashier.

BTW I do nothing, but my mom is on my case about this shit so I'll have to get another restaraunt job, cause thats all I know.

But I'll tell ya what, he lazy ass should get a fuckin job! I mean she doesn't even have my lunch ready when I get home! oOo:
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 10:50 PM

errr how can you talk about your mom like that?
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 11:09 PM

just make ur own lunch.
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 11:14 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":c7236]women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre[/quote:c7236]

So basicly your saying your flat broke. Make them pay by the inch. At $100 per inch. You could make 1.50 each time.
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 11:27 PM

dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 11:33 PM

[quote:a9e0c]dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you [/quote:a9e0c]

Nope he's just aware of a thing called REALITY.
  
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Default 11-27-2002, 11:38 PM

i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!" happy:


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00!


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Default 11-27-2002, 11:56 PM

[quote:e2f06]i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!"


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00![/quote:e2f06]

Hehe, It's not that deserted, It's just that I work 12am - 10am on weekdays, don't get many customers at those times...! biggrin:

THERE WAS A GAME CALLED THE NEW ZEALAND STORY!? LMFAO! happy:

My video store is in a very populated area of the city....!
[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/053d.jpg[/img]
The Video Store is somewhere out there...^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/054b.jpg[/img]

I live somewhere out in the distance there....^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/036h.jpg[/img]
AUCKLAND CITY!

j00 CAN VISIT ME ANY TIME, MIYAGI!
  
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Default 11-28-2002, 12:07 AM

Wow, Trips. That place looks very nice. Looks like a nice place to spend a few days on vacation. It doesn't look dirty like most urban U.S. cities.
  
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Default 11-28-2002, 12:09 AM

Thankyou....It is a nice place. I love it here....
  
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Default 11-28-2002, 12:10 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":91049]Wow, Trips. That place looks very nice. Looks like a nice place to spend a few days on vacation. It doesn't look dirty like most urban U.S. cities.[/quote:91049]

like cough...all...US urban cities


  
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Default 11-28-2002, 02:03 AM

i sell pirated Computer Games and am a Student swordfight:
  
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Default 11-28-2002, 03:20 AM

i jerk off into cups and people pay me
  
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