[Sgt. Tsunami]

[quote="Captain Bunny":0fa43]my great uncle flew as a tail gunner in stirling bombers, and was shot down twice. the second time the tail was cut off and he landed in a tree, still in the tail. [/quote:0fa43]

ed: ed:

[Zap. USMC]

One of my ancestors was a knight that served in England.

I had many ancestors who rode along the Mayflower to settle in the "New World".

When Napoleon rode thru Poland to invade Russia, one of his soldiers defected and married a Polish gal, which started the Polish tradition which still stands today

My Grandfather (fathers side) was in the Army Air Corp for awhile, then went Infantry and was in the 3rd ID and served throughout WWII. My other Grandfather (mothers side) served in the US NAVY during WWII; Pacific Theater. My Step Grandfather served in the US ARMY as a Tank gunner, WWII.

My Uncle served in the US MARINES during Korea, INFANTRY. My other Uncle served in the US AIR FORCE, KOREA. My Father was in the US ARMY for 20 years.

A lot of my family is ex-military. Soon will I as well

[Innoxx]

If you don't get killed by a land torpedo, handjob.

[Old Reliable]

i'm related to William the Conquerer

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

my cousin was an extra in some show that got cancled a few years ago. thats about it cry:

related to Jesse James. some how i forget.

[Innoxx]

How much does your aunt charge for a BJ?

[quote:da8fd]How much does your aunt charge for a BJ?
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getting desperate Innoxx. well i hook you up for free but she is DEAD. and been dead years. so your jokes about my dead aunt or fucking lame just like you.

you may admire great comedians. but you are not one. you sound like a pimple faced 17 year old virgin. with no hope of getting laid in the near future.

I am so glad i am not a pathetic loser like you. whose only thing in life is this forum. you should just kill your self. you have to beat off over your sigs. with sigs like that every one knows you a virgin.

i bet you beat off over your mom. ohh mommy spank me.


and just because i am man enough not to hide my families black sheeps. proves how much better than you i am. because i don't give a fuck.

every person has a hooker or a gay cousin. or a junkie. every family does fact. if you say no you lie.

or are very ignorant.



and so far it seems that i ame one of the only ones with a real famous relitive.

the 1st guy on a boat lmao. well my dad beat up the hells angels leader in the 70s and put him in hospital for 6 months. is that famous. no but damn its very bad assed. talk the shit pay the price.

[geRV]

[quote="Founding_Law":8ef89][quote:8ef89]How much does your aunt charge for a BJ?
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every person has a hooker or a gay cousin. or a junkie. every family does fact. if you say no you lie.




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I don't. And i know it for a fact.

you know every causin in your family so well? none that live in california.lol

i am sorry but i garantee that you do. sounds like you have a very uptight family. that must hide it. every body has a black sheep sorry
its fact.

some people just dont give a shit and hide it. why because we keep it real.
and you can learn from there mistakes. FACT.

hey i just thought of something. if you have no black sheep relatives. you must be the blacksheep. so what r you gay, junkie, thief? do you know that you have no gay cousins because you hit on them all?

j/k but makes sense dont it.

[Vance]

What grade are you in???

[Innoxx]

[quote="Founding_Law":6965b][quote:6965b]How much does your aunt charge for a BJ?
[/quote:6965b]

getting desperate Innoxx. well i hook you up for free but she is DEAD. and been dead years. so your jokes about my dead aunt or fucking lame just like you.

you may admire great comedians. but you are not one. you sound like a pimple faced 17 year old virgin. with no hope of getting laid in the near future.

I am so glad i am not a pathetic loser like you. whose only thing in life is this forum. you should just kill your self. you have to beat off over your sigs. with sigs like that every one knows you a virgin.

i bet you beat off over your mom. ohh mommy spank me.


and just because i am man enough not to hide my families black sheeps. proves how much better than you i am. because i don't give a fuck.

every person has a hooker or a gay cousin. or a junkie. every family does fact. if you say no you lie.

or are very ignorant.



and so far it seems that i ame one of the only ones with a real famous relitive.

the 1st guy on a boat lmao. well my dad beat up the hells angels leader in the 70s and put him in hospital for 6 months. is that famous. no but damn its very bad assed. talk the shit pay the price.[/quote:6965b]

ohhhhh yes! john lequizamo you sexy bitch! yeaaaahhhhh! ah! ah! ah! work it georgie! oh yeah it's MILLA time!
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Now, having that aside, me? Ignorant? Look at yourself. The blacksheep in the family was my mother, go ahead ask her, she's probably so strung out on heroin to even notice your presence. Fuck, pimple-faced 17 year old virgin? Well, coming from you I take that as a complement. As for your "father", fuck him. Is he dead too? I hope as hell hope so.

[Sgt. Pepper.]

Betsy Ross
A person who signed the declaration of Independence(forgot the name)

My grand pa was an actor who was Dick Tracy's assistant in the old serials.

My Other Grand Pa got some academy award nom for a short film and wrote Rocky and bull winkle cartoons, along with the main title for Grease.

I did a few small parts but Im not getting stopped on the streets. Though in Fredrick Oklahoma someone wanted my autograph...

Wife did some modeling and acting in a few Mexican Novela's.

Ex-GF(before wife eatthis: ) ended up doing porn. Young virgins 62 i think.

[Pfc.Green]

[quote="Founding_Law":f79ca]hey i just thought of something. if you have no black sheep relatives. you must be the blacksheep. so what r you gay, junkie, thief? do you know that you have no gay cousins because you hit on them all?

j/k but makes sense dont it.[/quote:f79ca]

No actually it does'nt. hake: