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Default 12-30-2002, 09:10 AM

What if she has the runs? ....and you just gave her a bratwurst enema
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:13 AM

Extra resolution for the next 10 years.. Visit Vladimir Lenin's grave/museum.
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:13 AM

D00d! lol

That's why I have a whole year to plan it, ok? heh

I'll slip metamusil in her coffee or something! heh
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:17 AM

Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:20 AM

Fuck off, I'm eating breakfast here!
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:28 AM

Crusty poo on a pooie dick with dick cheese flaking off and some biaoch is eating the poo, and the poo is hard, and what the fuck am i talking about, and um, yeah.

What you eating?
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:32 AM

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Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!
Dammit, haven't you heard of lube? But now that mention it, maybe I will use a condom, lol
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:34 AM

good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:36 AM

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":95e8c]good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.[/quote:95e8c]
Yeah, and flavored condoms = Fun for both of you!
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:54 AM

I never understood the person of flavored condoms. Who would want to catch a quickie with a condom on? Who likes to chew on latex? sheesh.

Jaizen: Yes for sex they are, but for anal, does it really matter?
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 09:59 AM

for anal its the difference between crap cock and clean cock.
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:05 AM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Pict00058786.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:34 AM

Get over this fucking agrophobia shit.

Get a job.

Get my life in some state of order.





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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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I dunno if that's funny or scary, heh
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:46 AM

Isn't that Old Reliable?
  
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