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12-30-2002, 09:10 AM
What if she has the runs? ....and you just gave her a bratwurst enema
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12-30-2002, 09:13 AM
Extra resolution for the next 10 years.. Visit Vladimir Lenin's grave/museum.
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12-30-2002, 09:13 AM
D00d! lol
That's why I have a whole year to plan it, ok? heh
I'll slip metamusil in her coffee or something! heh
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12-30-2002, 09:17 AM
Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!
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12-30-2002, 09:20 AM
Fuck off, I'm eating breakfast here!
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12-30-2002, 09:28 AM
Crusty poo on a pooie dick with dick cheese flaking off and some biaoch is eating the poo, and the poo is hard, and what the fuck am i talking about, and um, yeah.
What you eating?
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12-30-2002, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by vVolf
Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!
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Dammit, haven't you heard of lube? But now that mention it, maybe I will use a condom, lol
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12-30-2002, 09:34 AM
good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.
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12-30-2002, 09:36 AM
[quote="CSF_Jaizen":95e8c]good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.[/quote:95e8c]
Yeah, and flavored condoms = Fun for both of you!
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12-30-2002, 09:54 AM
I never understood the person of flavored condoms. Who would want to catch a quickie with a condom on? Who likes to chew on latex? sheesh.
Jaizen: Yes for sex they are, but for anal, does it really matter?
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12-30-2002, 09:59 AM
for anal its the difference between crap cock and clean cock.
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12-30-2002, 10:05 AM
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Pict00058786.jpg[/img]
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12-30-2002, 10:34 AM
Get over this fucking agrophobia shit.
Get a job.
Get my life in some state of order.

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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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12-30-2002, 10:45 AM
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[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Pict00058786.jpg[/img]
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I dunno if that's funny or scary, heh
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12-30-2002, 10:46 AM
Isn't that Old Reliable?
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