French Rifle - Like New! - Never Fired! - (Dropped Once) - Page 3

{1CAB}ThiRTeeN · 02-20-2003, 12:13 PM

These are quotes from the game.

"Ultimate Surrender," a video game based upon the proud military traditions of the Gauls.

Marketing tests show that "Ultimate Surrender" is a big hit with French teenagers and young adults who are too young to have experienced France’s lightening surrender to the Germans in 1940 or its defeat by the Vietnamese in 1954 at Dien Bien Phu. "Zees is a great tool to inspire ze patriotism in ze youths, n’est ce pas?" said General Jean-Jacques Loseur, Commander-in-Chief of the French Army, during his weekly press conference. "Since ze end of ze Cold War we French have not had many opportunities to surrender or to show great cowardice in the face of much weaker opponents."

When questioned about comments made in the French Chamber of Deputies that "Ultimate Surrender" makes the French Army look like a bunch of gutless mama’s boys, General Loseur pulled out a white handkerchief, put his hands over his head and said, "Oh heck, I give up."

BAHAHHA...frogs...

pest · 02-20-2003, 12:20 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":2b133]enough of this anti-french crap please it is getting old[/quote:2b133]

Nope, still funny.

MrLevinstein · 02-20-2003, 12:24 PM

Didnt the Hitler Youth Troops cature some of France?

pest · 02-20-2003, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesnacki

Didnt the Hitler Youth Troops cature some of France?

I think it was all of the french.

MrLevinstein · 02-20-2003, 12:33 PM

Yeah i know they captured all of France but i mean like the Hitler Youth Capturing some of France themselves

02-20-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesnacki

Yeah i know they captured all of France but i mean like the Hitler Youth Capturing some of France themselves

Hitletr Youth weren't told to fight until 1944-45 because by then Germany was getting owned on two fronts.

pest · 02-20-2003, 12:35 PM

I know what you meant and I think they captured all of france (the htler youth that is).

Milla · 02-20-2003, 02:04 PM

This is seriously one funny ass thread! LOL! all you people dont like bashing the french eh? well now you know how us americans feel now pretty much every thread has some sort of anti american post in it

Tripper · 02-20-2003, 02:17 PM

hake:

People making teh French Jokes = Teh meanies... cry:

Innoxx · 02-20-2003, 02:19 PM

Yeah, leave 'em alone. They're not good at killing people, BIG DEAL. They refined the erotic arts.

02-20-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

Yeah, leave 'em alone. They're not good at killing people, BIG DEAL. They refined the erotic arts.

well, not all French are cowards.
Ever hear of the Normandie Niemen squadron? They wreaked all kinds of havok against the krauts. (of course it's pretty difficult NOT TO defeat an ME-109 with a Yak-3 biggrin: )

Kraut Killer · 02-20-2003, 08:30 PM

FUCK THE FROGS!

Tripper · 02-20-2003, 08:42 PM

Very Clever, KK.

You get a gold star.

MrLevinstein · 02-20-2003, 09:31 PM

damn wheres that picture of the kid with DS getting a prize and at the bottom it says "you get the prize" or something like that

Arkan · 02-20-2003, 09:49 PM

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

"Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it."

I couldn't stop laughing after these two. Funny as shit !!