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Default 04-22-2003, 06:33 PM

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are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!
That's actually a quote from the book.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:39 PM

having your nuts slowly smashed in a vice then after you pass out you are submerged in waist deep water full of pirahnas and have them eat you alive..then i like innoxx's idea of being thrown onto an ant hill.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:39 PM

getting raped by "Big bubba" in the prison shower
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:41 PM

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are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!
That's actually a quote from the book.[/quote:08b65]
its from an old monty python skit
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:22 PM

My worse fear of dieing is most likely either burning alive, being tortured TO DEATH, or being eaten alive by a shark/pirahna/animal, etc.

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In "Marine Sniper" by Charles Henderson there were a few accounts in that book that was quite gruesome.

For example, a Marine was captured alive and then tortured. They tied him to a tree and then stripped him naked. They cut his eye-lids off, his ears and lips. Then worked their way down by breaking each finger and toe (breaking it at EACH joint) and ripping off each nail. After that whole mess, they cut off his balls and penis and sent him running back to his base... yelling "Don't shoot !!!". Quite aweful, I must say.

Then there was another account of a contractor from the US that was captured in Vietnam. He was tortured by the same lady. They tied him to a stick, and made sure he could not move. They put a basket on his head and SEWED it tightly with thread IN his neck. After that, they cut a big hole on the top and threw around 5-6 HUGE ASS rats in the basket and it literally ate his head alive. When they came back to look, they only found a few parts of his skull and flesh.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:29 PM

hmm Prolly being burned to Death
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:40 PM

how about these:

1. Chinese water torture as a start. (you are strapped to a table and have water drip on your face slowly and steadily...it eventually drives the human body crazy). That's just a torture.

2. Death by bamboo sticks. You are tied to a table with square pieces missing. Sort of like these #####. Then they'd take bamboo and have it grow underneath your body. Bamboo is a very fast growing plant...eventually after a few days it would grow into your body and kill you


  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:46 PM

This my freinds is why I will never fall into the hands of the enemy. Ecspecially an Asian one.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:51 PM

oOo: ??
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:52 PM

If I am in battle I wont become a POW.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:54 PM

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getting raped by "Big bubba" in the prison shower
Ya got real latent homosexual tendancies there kid...ya really do.

Anyway, the Vikings had a couple that were pretty nasty. The first was called the "Honor Walk", the sliced your belly open, pulled out your intestine, nailed it to a pole and forced your to start walking around the pole while your guts were pulled out of your body. THe farther you got, the more honor you had.

The second one was reserved for people they didn't like, it was called the "Blood Eagle". They sliced open your back, broke your shoulder blades and pulled your lungs out the holes making it look like you had wings. The beating of your heart and your struggle to breath made them quiver flap.

I'd like to skip either one of those and die like my grandfather did...quitely in his sleep...not like the other three people in his car.

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Default 04-22-2003, 07:54 PM

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This my freinds is why I will never fall into the hands of the enemy. Ecspecially an Asian one.
how the fuck do you know
what if n. korea starts smack talking the usa and the usa goes over to own them and you get drafted and then you get taken prisoner. Now that would suck. The koreans are more fucked up than the Iraqis
I know its unlikely but you never know
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 07:57 PM

I wont get drafted. Ill be signed up at 17, anyways. And yes Korea has already talked smack, and yes they are crazier than the Iraqis. But I wont be taken prisoner to be tortured. Never.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 08:17 PM

if youre drafted, theres always Canada
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 08:20 PM

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hmm Prolly being burned to Death
i can see if someone put gas all over ya, but like in a house fire or something like that i think its the smoke that kills ya
  
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