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Default 06-12-2003, 04:13 PM

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":d21e5]"Hi im John Scherr CEO of video professor. im so confident that once you try my product, youll come back to me for all your computer learning needs. my product, my product, product. try my product." me and my brother counted and he says product 8 times within one minute. oOo:[/quote:d21e5]

LMAO!! I know everytime I watch that stupid man I am mesmorized by the number of times he says product. LOL best post of the month for me. biggrin:
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 04:17 PM

old navy has the gayiest ones ever made
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 04:43 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":13ac2]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:13ac2]
lol, i remember many years ago when my sister said that an ingredient on the back label was spanish for goat shit, so I never drank any ovaltine biggrin:
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:09 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":d8bac]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:d8bac]

Rip the balls off him, rofl. I really do hate those herbal essances ones. They are soooooooo fucking annoying .


  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:11 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":e7c34][quote="T.Hunter":e7c34]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:e7c34]

Rip the balls off him, rofl. I really do hate those herbal essances ones. They are soooooooo fucking annoying .[/quote:e7c34] more more clean my hair clean it!milla aint that cool



  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:50 PM

Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:52 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":c5d94]Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."[/quote:c5d94]

My names Clay Henry.....rofl i hate that commercial so much


  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:56 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5f5b8]Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."[/quote:5f5b8]

lmao
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 05:56 PM

commercials such as the ones for nike and gatorade got pretty dumb when they all sweat playing basketball to rap music. it was cool at first but then they make them over and over and over again
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 07:59 PM

I LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH ..holy shit I wanna punch that guy
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 09:00 PM

I hate the herbal essence adverts because we get the american versions where they pronounce it Erbal, not Herbal.

I also hate car insurance ads. particulary this one. imagine it:

stupidly over acting woman saying down the phone "go on, quote me happy"
then you see her holding the phone to her ear then she screams out in joy severely over acted.
then it cuts to a scene in the insurance office with what must of been the employee of the month saying to a collegue, "i think shes happy".
"phone us and let us quote you happy"

I phoned them, hoping they would quote me happy.
"im sorry, we cant insure you at your age for that particular car"
pricks.

I also hate the depressing adverts of Has been celebrities telling you that youre going to die one day so make a will to give yourself peace of mind that your family will be financially secure when youre gone.
charming.
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 09:15 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":48045]I hate the herbal essence adverts because we get the american versions where they pronounce it Erbal, not Herbal.[/quote:48045]

That's how it's supposed to be pronounced. biggrin:
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 09:22 PM

well anyways...on the other side

I like the Geico commerical where the squirrle come sin the middle of the road and the car swerves away then it goes like high fives another squarrel...owned!


  
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Default 06-12-2003, 09:29 PM

I hate honda comercials. THey make their cars out to be the best. I jus t wanna kill someone after those.
  
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Default 06-12-2003, 09:33 PM

all mcdonalds commercials..."we love to see you smile" what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:


www.92bengals.com
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