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Default 07-16-2003, 10:12 AM

kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:15 AM

[quote="White Rabbit":62c74]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote:62c74]
his favorite drink is cum

Tell your mom about this fuckface. Dont try to take him down, because most likely he will be stronger than you. And if you end up killing him, it wont be self defense, it will be MURDER.
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:29 AM

well, now that I know you're bigger, first videotape him yelling at sis, then proceed to beat the shit out of him. When mom comes home and finds a broken mess in the living room, pop tape into VCR
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:44 AM

go splinter cell on his ass
when he is sleeping grab him and put him in a choke gohle and tell him
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"if you dont fucking leave in 2 days ill be using your fucking skin as a door mat,Kapish?"
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:44 AM

ohh yah dont forget to shove his face in a retial scanner
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:49 AM

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you can also cum in his favorite drink
his favorite drink is cum[/quote:9205e]
heh, good one sclass biggrin:

go the next step, just wank in front of him and jizz on him (when nobody else is home)

he'll tell your mom and she'd be like "yeah.. ok... you're strange" and kick him out

dude, you're gonna have to go to extremes... non-violent ... at first
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:50 AM

[quote=Sclass12]
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you can also cum in his favorite drink
his favorite drink is cum[/quote:ff6f0]
heh, good one sclass biggrin:

go the next step, just wank in front of him and jizz on him (when nobody else is home)

he'll tell your mom and she'd be like "yeah.. ok... you're strange" and kick him out

dude, you're gonna have to go to extremes... non-violent ... at first
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:51 AM

[quote=Sclass12]
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you can also cum in his favorite drink
his favorite drink is cum[/quote:518f8]
heh, good one sclass biggrin:

go the next step, just wank in front of him and jizz on him (when nobody else is home)

he'll tell your mom and she'd be like "yeah.. ok... you're strange" and kick him out

dude, you're gonna have to go to extremes... non-violent ... at first
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:51 AM

[quote=Sclass12]
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you can also cum in his favorite drink
his favorite drink is cum[/quote:042a7]
heh, good one sclass biggrin:

go the next step, just wank in front of him and jizz on him (when nobody else is home)

he'll tell your mom and she'd be like "yeah.. ok... you're strange" and kick him out

dude, you're gonna have to go to extremes... non-violent ... at first
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 10:53 AM

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you can also cum in his favorite drink
his favorite drink is cum[/quote:3fe2c]
heh, good one sclass biggrin:

go the next step, just wank in front of him and jizz on him (when nobody else is home)

he'll tell your mom and she'd be like "yeah.. ok... you're strange" and kick him out

dude, you're gonna have to go to extremes... non-violent ... at first
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 11:07 AM

gg spam!
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 11:16 AM

mein ping pwnz
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i lag
  
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quintuple post gg forumstein
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:10 PM

Make him an offer he can't refuse.
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:17 PM

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kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:
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