did you take a shit today? - Page 3

Scalping Chief · 11-06-2003, 10:20 PM

havent had one today

Simo Häyhä · 11-06-2003, 10:45 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":e0ec7]TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT

verpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush[/quote:e0ec7]
rofl

Drew · 11-06-2003, 10:57 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":87596]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:87596]

Hey.. GG protecting the country from the john, GI Joe. hake:

Eight Ace · 11-06-2003, 11:02 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":bd6c7]havent had one today[/quote:bd6c7]

...eggbound, perchance? ed:

Da_Bian · 11-06-2003, 11:08 PM

TIME OF SHITTING: very soon
COLOR OF SHIT: touched cloth, it's a very dark brown
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: uncomfortable, yet exciting
SMELL OF SHIT: rotten potatoes with cheese
LOCATION OF SHIT: half in, half out
OTHER: [url=http://pcmunkey.net/h1/Da_Bian_thxcatshit2.jpg:1ee26]pic for your enjoyment[/url:1ee26]

gg

Cpt. Obvious · 11-07-2003, 12:23 AM

couldn't resist
[img]http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg[/img]

Da_Bian · 11-07-2003, 01:05 AM

me neither
[img]http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/2003mainfiles/11november/06/1106.jpg[/img]

JBird · 11-07-2003, 01:15 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":61745]me neither
[img]http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/2003mainfiles/11november/06/1106.jpg[/img][/quote:61745]

abuh? ed: looks like the blob came out of the toilet....

Eight Ace · 11-07-2003, 01:32 AM

HEY!!, knock it off you guys...you're lowering the tone of what was a high-class thread... hake:

Chickengood4u · 11-07-2003, 01:34 AM

TIME OF SHITTING: 9:43
COLOR OF SHIT: brown
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: constipation. i had to stick my finger up the hole to pluck the shit out. i found a penny in it.
SMELL OF SHIT: it stank...and it was all over my hands too.
LOCATION OF SHIT: toilet seat, hands, wall, anywhere but INSIDE the toilet bowl

T.Hunter · 11-07-2003, 01:36 AM

this thread is as ghey as this guy

EDIT: Pics of fake shit are fine...pics of REAL shit are not. Please use more discretion, man.

serriously i feel like gaging

Eight Ace · 11-07-2003, 02:29 AM

...eeuww, that chaps so ghey...he's even had
plastic surgery on his thumb to make it cok shaped... ed:

Zoner · 11-07-2003, 10:15 AM

TIME OF SHITTING: 9:35AM EST
COLOR OF SHIT: Brownish-yellow
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: Crampy, then euphoric
SMELL OF SHIT: Not overwhelming...kinda tame
LOCATION OF SHIT: The secret bathroom on the other wing of the building
OTHER: Large quantity, as I had no shits yesterday (which is unusual). Some popcorn flecks throughout. Wipe was of no consequence; little paperwork. A-

Old Reliable · 11-07-2003, 02:52 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":163b3]TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT

verpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush[/quote:163b3]

almost brought tears to my eyes

BadKharmala · 11-07-2003, 03:01 PM

TIME OF SHITTING: 11:30
COLOR OF SHIT: Brownish, a little loose
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: I felt like i just gave birth. So it was painful but a feeling of ecstasy after it was out.
SMELL OF SHIT: Without my courtesy flush, someone would have died.
LOCATION OF SHIT: Dorm bathroom. I hope my neighbors love me.
OTHER: Milk duds mostly, this was one of the ones where you have to use a whole roll to clean up.

Yay.