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Default 12-29-2003, 11:39 AM
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I have to admit... I thought this was going to be a thread about your sister actually being a "doorknob"

I was rather disappointed when I found out she just got her key stuck in one.

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Default 12-29-2003, 11:55 AM
ONNNNE OF US!
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 03:22 PM
well ive tried WD40, i've removed the lock from the door and tried prying the key out with a wrench and pliers and still it won't budge... i think a part of the key must have broken inside and is now stuck in the lock.... dammit
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 06:16 PM
Go to the hardware store and buy a new doorknob! Jeese!

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Default 12-31-2003, 06:49 PM
Take the entire doorknob to a locksmith. They'll get the key out and fix the lock and make you a new key.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 07:02 PM
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Take the entire doorknob to a locksmith. They'll get the key out and fix the lock and make you a new key.
why dont u take the entire door to the locksmith??


and besides the locksmith wouldnt have the right key, first of all he'll need:
1) mansion of with millions of shelves of keys
try each and every key in the mansion:

i dont think so!!

besides - i dont think that'l be legal! - easily break into someones house: jst take all 65billion keys with u!
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 07:03 PM
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Go to the hardware store and buy a new doorknob! Jeese!
the whole point of this thread is to avoid that
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 07:04 PM
go to a locksmicth and ask oOo:
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 07:43 PM
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Go to the hardware store and buy a new doorknob! Jeese!
the whole point of this thread is to avoid that[/quote:626cd]

Trust me dude, buying a doorknob that looks like yours is gonna be way cheaper then to look up a locksmith and have him do all this shit, both in parts and labor.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 08:26 PM
Holy shit, a fuckin' door knob costs $8 at Home Depot. Go there and buy one you cheap bastard so the rest of us can go on with our lives!!

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Default 12-31-2003, 09:02 PM
I'm with Arkan, cheap, quick, and painless.

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I'm with Arkan, cheap, quick, and painless.
Unless he doesn't know how to put it in.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 09:14 PM
He took it off.

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nick your next door neighbours!
  
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Default 01-01-2004, 07:09 AM
Punch your sister in the face.

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