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Default 12-31-2003, 02:30 PM

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[quote:0c9a8]In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner.

this isnt the REAL world you fucking Idiot. thats what you dont get, I dont want to be taken seriously on here. yet you seem to do just that, you moron. I even say that in half off my post. I am here to fucking piss people off I find it fun. your grammer skill got you a job at a resort, if you the head of the place it must suck ass.


fuck it took you like an hour to type that shit up must need your spell check and grammer programs to make you seem like you are something your not. you not fooling me, only the dumb shit who buy in to your crap.


you fucking dip shit. why would you bang the same chick for 3 years. that gets old after 6 months time to move on and get new pussy. I bet your fucking whiped on her like the bitch you are. God are you fucking stupid, trying to brag on his job how much money he makes, bringing his so called real life in to a fictional world. this is a flame forum, nothing else but that, I like to piss people off because I can. and it works because you responded to it. jerkoff[/quote:0c9a8]

You are seriously a moron. I'm not even going to respond anymore. Come back when you finish your GED.



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Default 12-31-2003, 02:32 PM

[quote:c142f]You are seriously a moron. I'm not even going to respond anymore. Come back when you finish your GED.
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you wont respond because I fucking owned you. Drew from Georga. god damn you are stupid. werd
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:35 PM

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/shagsanasshat.jpg[/img]

First off, it's Georgia.

Secondly, everyone here but you realizes that you got owned. Shut the fuck up, tuck your tail and walk the fuck away.

Third, I'm from Virginia - and I find it hilarious that you would call me a hick when you can't even negotiate the intricacies of a simple fucking English sentence.

Now I'm done. Everyone knows who won, if you want to keep flaming, go ahead. You've been owned. STFD and STFU. k thx.



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Default 12-31-2003, 02:46 PM

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Default 12-31-2003, 05:32 PM

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In all of the non-relevant, mispelled babbling, I did manage to make out that you were trying to say that grammar doesn't matter.

Where do you work, McDonald's?

In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner. People who don't work in hourly jobs for the rest of their lives. I'm 20 years old and I'm already coordinating VIP relations for a resort that has the highest year-round occupancy percentage north of Florida. In March, I'm being appointed as one of two regional consultants for the VIP programs in the entire Southeast region. That's a $65,000/yr job. And I'm still in school. By the time I get my degree, I'll be pulling down $100,000/yr - $145,000/yr depending on whether I go for Property Management or Corporate Consultant. Ignorant fucks like you who can't even negotiate semi-proper English are the dumbasses who already work for me.

As for your generic insults regarding being a nerd, not getting laid, etc...

First of all, try to be original, for fuck's sake. Personalize your insults, don't spit out the same regurgitated feces you licked off someone's ass last week after they shit all over you.

Secondly, if you're trolling an internet forum all day, which most of the active posters here do, you're a geek. Get over it and learn to accept your place in life.

Thirdly - and I don't usually even respond to these, but I will in your case just because I have to deal with reading your retarded, nonsensical flames on a daily basis - I have posted entire folders that contain pictures of myself and the girl that I've been banging for the past three years.

Where are your pictures? What.. no digital camera? No webcam? No scanner? What the fuck ever, you could get your pictures up but you're just too much of a pansy ass coward to get yourself owned all over the net. In fact, I bet you look just like this:

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/SNORKcakes.jpg[/img]
While this was a well worded diatribe, noctard, i think posting the picture of the fat man with the pancakes on his head would have been sufficent enough to pwn shagnasty.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 05:34 PM

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[quote:ca78d]Shag you're a fucking idiot. You try to insult everyone and not only do you suck royal cock in trying to do so, you don't even use proper fucking grammar.

You keep saying you're an adult and you have a kid, but I pray to God Almighty in the heavens above that you're some 14-year old who's still waiting to sprout a pubic hair, because if you really do have offspring, you've managed to further pollute our gene pool. Congratulations you Grade-A Rump Rider. Please go die now.
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#1 grammer is for faggot nerds with no life, real men dont give a shit about it end of story fact.

#2 it gives faggots like you with no life or chance on one something to rip on me about. my way of making you feel good about your self.

#3 your a dumb fuck to take shit so serius on a fucking forum, can we say idiot

#4 i have kids from a hot chick, that means I get laid unlike you and 99% of the punks here.

#5 my gene pool is far better than your believe me, im near a GOD.

#6 not go beat off to kiddy porn faggot.


#7 band wagon flame jumper.[/quote:ca78d]GO fuck yourself, Your a fucking moron too because Noctis always shows his pics so come here and blow me u fucking dumbass



  
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Default 12-31-2003, 05:37 PM

Iwish I was doing something. doesnt look liek it though cry: I guess ill just be like hanging out aroudn the house again....fuck....maybe next year...ah the college life
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 05:41 PM

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Default 12-31-2003, 05:49 PM

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Default 12-31-2003, 05:51 PM

[quote:1c8b2]Now I'm done.[/quote:1c8b2]

you said that last time. hows it feel to lose the civil war? and this one. when all else fails rip on grammar. any one who agrees with you is well under 21 years of age. you glorified fucking bellhop. is your mom your sister too. redneck dumbass.

I find it rude an immature to post a doctored up picture of some one you don't know. that guy I am sure could kick your ass in real life.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 06:05 PM

LOL

You guys pulled all the stops on this one. Beyond the usual name calling we have regional slurs, salary claims, and now an asskicking threat.

Priceless.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 06:12 PM

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[quote:16cc7]Now I'm done.
you said that last time. hows it feel to lose the civil war? and this one. when all else fails rip on grammar. any one who agrees with you is well under 21 years of age. you glorified fucking bellhop. is your mom your sister too. redneck dumbass.

I find it rude an immature to post a doctored up picture of some one you don't know. that guy I am sure could kick your ass in real life.[/quote:16cc7]

[quote:16cc7]what a fucking moron notice no one cared. dumb ass swede. god your country is so fucking pathetic. the trash over europe. moron, lmao your 16 year old taktics dont work. did you think they were gonna say how cool you were for that. dumb ass. like you could prove it was even me. what an idiot. you can put any name you want on msn. fuck i may not even be who you think i am. dumb fucking kid. be glad i dont have friend hack your ip from msn and fucking up your bios voltage and fry motherboard god damn are you dumb. dont fuck with people that can and will fuck you up. try getting laid nerd. what a fucking moron if you only knew. [/quote:16cc7]

Shag, i love you.. oOo:

Ill do it your way, and make a list, ok?
Even you might be able to understand that..

#1 We are one of the biggest export countries in Europe, we are one of the wealthiest (sp?) and we do not engage ourselves in wars or other conflicts unless we have no other option.

#2 Im 18, got a job and Im due to join the army in a few months, as a recon officer. Do you even have a job?

#3 I dont think I need evidence to authenticate that it was you who wrote those few lines, nor do I need any to prove that you sent that mail to me..

#4 No, I didnt expect any replys to that post, since I didnt actually give a fuck about anything else than showing the rest of the guys here what an asshat you are..

#5 Hed have to be good to hack me, Im behind 1 router, 1 hub, firewalls on both of them, plus a firewall on my computer. Oh, did I mention Ive got a dynamic IP adress? If you know what that is..

#6 I pity you and your silly attempts of insulting me. Werent you the one who just stated that you didnt take anything of this seriously? That mail looks, to me, like youre taking things very seriously..



To stay on topic:

Since Im still pretty fresh home from the hospital, and just got to remove my stitches, Im just gonna stay at home and try to relax.
Wouldnt mind hanging at the pub with the rest of my friends tonight though.. cry:

Sorry for any flaws and faults in my spelling and grammers, Im merely Swede.. eek:



  
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Default 12-31-2003, 06:29 PM

who gives a fuck about Sweden?

I KID, I KID! happy:
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 06:35 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":94e7a]who gives a fuck about Sweden?

I KID, I KID! happy:[/quote:94e7a]

I sure dont.. happy:
Happy New Year lads, its 00:08, 01 January 2004 here.. biggrin:



  
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