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View Poll Results: can you use chopsticks?
yes 22 59.46%
no 9 24.32%
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Default 01-07-2004, 03:57 AM

Only gooks use chopsticks! I use a knife and fork! I also hear that in America you chaps cut everything up into little pieces first and then eat it with just your fork eek:
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:18 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":4df24]Only gooks use chopsticks! I use a knife and fork! I also hear that in America you chaps cut everything up into little pieces first and then eat it with just your fork eek:[/quote:4df24]

hahahaha. That's the most British thing i've heard today. Well done!
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 06:26 AM

no, us americans run our food over in our blue pick up truck, and eat it with a pitch fork, GET IT RIGHT FUCKER mwah:
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 10:25 AM

Whenever Arkan goes to a Japanese restaurant, he uses chop-sticks. Using anything else kinda defeats the purpose!


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Default 01-07-2004, 10:52 AM

I thought the point of going to a chinese/japanese restaraunt was to eat chinese/japanese food. Not to pretend that you are a gook yourself and spill your fucking food everywhere with sticks that do not acheive optimal proformance.

If you were to say you went ona tour to a chopstick factory, and they served lunch, and you used a fork, THEN you can say it defeated the purpose. As is i dont go to Mc. D's (at all) for the purpose of experiancing the "culture" of the american fat asses.
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 11:24 AM

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I thought the point of going to a chinese/japanese restaraunt was to eat chinese/japanese food. Not to pretend that you are a gook yourself and spill your fucking food everywhere with sticks that do not acheive optimal proformance.

If you were to say you went ona tour to a chopstick factory, and they served lunch, and you used a fork, THEN you can say it defeated the purpose. As is i dont go to Mc. D's (at all) for the purpose of experiancing the "culture" of the american fat asses.
does that even make sense????? eat with whatever you want.... i learned how to use chopsticks like over 15 years ago, my parents said it was important, cause one day i would be in a situatuion where everyone else was using chopsticks.... i think she might be a little crazy....
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 03:10 PM

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I thought the point of going to a chinese/japanese restaraunt was to eat chinese/japanese food. Not to pretend that you are a gook yourself and spill your fucking food everywhere with sticks that do not acheive optimal proformance.

If you were to say you went ona tour to a chopstick factory, and they served lunch, and you used a fork, THEN you can say it defeated the purpose. As is i dont go to Mc. D's (at all) for the purpose of experiancing the "culture" of the american fat asses.
does that even make sense????? eat with whatever you want.... i learned how to use chopsticks like over 15 years ago, my parents said it was important, cause one day i would be in a situatuion where everyone else was using chopsticks.... i think she might be a little crazy....
I'm in the same boat...Weird, Ain't it? stupid:
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 03:15 PM

[quote:e42ac]does that even make sense????? eat with whatever you want.... i learned how to use chopsticks like over 15 years ago, my parents said it was important, cause one day i would be in a situatuion where everyone else was using chopsticks.... i think she might be a little crazy....[/quote:e42ac]

Perhaps she was referring to one of those fancy posh resteraunts where there's a specific way to eat a banana.
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 03:23 PM

who the fuck cares?

Spoon,fork, knife> chopsticks

Why pick up 6 grains of rice with chopsticks to look like the guy who just recently learned to use chopsticks, now he even eats beef ribeye with them to show he appricates asian culture. When you can get a far larger potion and eat faster with a spoon.

"Look at me mom I have my own choppysticks and I've used my finely tuned motorskills to pick up this fucking grain of rice, it only took me 20 minutes. If I had relized I look like a poser and a putz using them, I would have picked up the fucking spoon and been done with now."
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:17 PM

Chopsticks = easy as sunday morning.

1)make hand like gun (thumb = hammer, index = barrel)

2) Pinch stick in pit of webbing of thumb & index, and rest it on middle finger. Apply pressure with thumb to pinch in place.

3) Hold other stick with thumb & index, pinch with thumb & index.
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:20 PM

i can see rice being an issue if its like minute rice or uncle bens or somthing, but japanese rice is sticky and very easy to eat with chopsticks.....won ton soup on the other hand....not so easy...
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:22 PM

Meso soup > Won ton
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:48 PM

Is rather eat BBQ chicken or ribs wiht my fingers and lick hte bar b que sauce off my fingers. thats the "american" way
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 04:54 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":34122]Meso soup > Won ton[/quote:34122]

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but isn't it Miso?
  
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Default 01-07-2004, 09:01 PM

god damn, so many racist bastards here hake:
they're just chopsticks
use them or not
just because you're not good at it doesn't mean you need to be such a prick about it

FYI, people don't eat rice with chopsticks, that's just retarded. normal people use a spoon as well as chopsticks.
and who the fuck eats a steak with them? i've been living here a hell of a long time and i have yet to see somebody use them for steak.
all the steak restaurants here give you a massive steak knife and fork.

i'd like to know how some of you uneducated and inexperienced n00bs out there have developed such an opinion
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