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Default 04-23-2004, 07:03 AM

[quote="Bean 2":154d6]You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.[/quote:154d6]

He probably did, this is his "revised" version of events, he said so on msn. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 07:11 AM

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You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.
He probably did, this is his "revised" version of events, he said so on msn. eek:[/quote:d80e9]

haha. I can imagine how it began. Buck slowly opens the door. Seeing that his friend was whacking himself off, Buck slowly creeps forward and kneels down beside him. Buck winks at his friend and his friend licks his lips seductively. Buck reaches down and grabs his friends.... hahahah i love ya Buck.
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 07:32 AM

me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
  
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Default Re: Ya.. I caught my friend touching himself - 04-23-2004, 10:21 AM

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and he then says "well this is awkward" ...
That's too friggin' funny. biggrin:


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Default 04-23-2004, 12:34 PM

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me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! rock:


  
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Default Re: Ya.. I caught my friend touching himself - 04-23-2004, 12:52 PM

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and he then says "well this is awkward" ...
what a response happy:
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:34 PM

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me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:41 PM

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me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
Its funnier when your getting road dome and this happens, i just smile and drive off.
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:44 PM

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me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
Its funnier when your getting road dome and this happens, i just smile and drive off.
lol@ road dome [img]http://forums.caleague.com/html/emoticons/wacko.gif[/img]
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:45 PM

I'm sure you have bondage harness in the back of your Explorer
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:46 PM

When I went to a private boarding school it was regular to cacth someone whacking off, I caught one of my best friends doing it, since you have to leave the door open when someone is in the room and if you lock it and your in the room you'll get in deep shit.....he was whacking to a stuff magazine. oOo:
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:47 PM

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me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:
Its funnier when your getting road dome and this happens, i just smile and drive off.
lol@ road dome [img]http://forums.caleague.com/html/emoticons/wacko.gif[/img]
It is probly harder for the guy than the girl, it is not easy to finish when you are halfway conentrating on driving. Red lights are you friend.


  
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Default 04-23-2004, 02:59 PM

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When I went to a private boarding school it was regular to cacth someone whacking off, I caught one of my best friends doing it, since you have to leave the door open when someone is in the room and if you lock it and your in the room you'll get in deep shit.....he was whacking to a stuff magazine. oOo:
Wha? Hopefully the same moronic rule didn;t apply when you were taking a dump, leave the door open so we can all savour the smell. eek:

Just seems to be an anti jerking off rule.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 03:10 PM

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When I went to a private boarding school it was regular to cacth someone whacking off, I caught one of my best friends doing it, since you have to leave the door open when someone is in the room and if you lock it and your in the room you'll get in deep shit.....he was whacking to a stuff magazine. oOo:
Wha? Hopefully the same moronic rule didn;t apply when you were taking a dump, leave the door open so we can all savour the smell. eek:

Just seems to be an anti jerking off rule.
Na that rule is applied to the rooms, 1 bathroom are on each flat or floors, they are quite large bathrooms...but the room rule is applied so that people dont fuck around with the doors like locking people out of your room and shit..heres the school if your interested to see what it looks like oOo: . http://www.ridley.on.ca/departments/adm ... _tour.html

Best school I went to...Although its a hefty price to go there, most expensive school in Ontario as of now.

http://www.ridley.on.ca/departments/fin ... cture.html I was a boarder for 1 year than a day student for another year, then bailed out of the school.And my sister went to the school with me as well, same deal she was a boarder for a year than a day student for the last year.

$33,190+$33,190+$19,990+$19,990=106,260 for the both of us including %15 tax = 122,314
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Default 04-23-2004, 03:16 PM

Boys and girls at least..as opposed to my schools which were all boys so least yours wasn't a sausagefest.




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