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Default 07-15-2004, 01:27 AM

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Gayest thread ever

I think everyone should take pictures of what toilet seat they have...it would be a hell of a lot more interesting.
porcelain seats >all others

and IDK the wait are you wearing thread is also fairly asshungry.
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:31 AM

I dont care between Plastic and Pocelain. Just as long as the seats rim is flat, not arched.
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:35 AM

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i hate that whoosh sound when i sit on a padded one.. plus, they never stay up when im pissing.. so they fall down, i try to grab them.. miss and spray piss everywhere
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:37 AM

I also like a seat that warms quickly. When your in for the long haul, its good to be comfortable
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 09:18 AM

I hate the seats that are shaped so you hafta stand up to wip, and you got shit dripping down your legs and big drops landing in the seat of your pants.... My grandma has one like that.
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 10:40 AM

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I hate the seats that are shaped so you hafta stand up to wip, and you got shit dripping down your legs and big drops landing in the seat of your pants.... My grandma has one like that.
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I dont think a 9.9 earthquake could make me shit on my leg and on my pants. Id hate to see your bedsheets prolly look like someone threw chocolate cake on them
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 11:40 AM

dudes--

i have a plastic coated seat and i like it, its comfy for those long hauls

plus my toilet is a real trooper-
i drop some heavy duty deuces and that toilet takes em like none other i fuckin hate toilets that cant eat my shit and get all clogged up and sploosh shit water all over the floor rock:
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:23 PM

[img]http://www.quakeconpics.com/2001/2001-08-12/mvc-021s.ym.qc2k1.2001-08-12.case-mods--toilet.jpg[/img]
ahh.... an hour well spent... rock: [/img]
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:48 PM

i shit standing up
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 01:56 PM

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i shit standing up
Do you remove your trousers before the bomb-bay doors open?
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 02:09 PM

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what? and miss out on the warm squishy feeling?
  
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Default 07-15-2004, 02:58 PM

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i dont wear pants.
  
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