ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Kevin Hartnett
Age::15
Height:: 6' 3"
Natural hair colour:: blonde/red/brown (my hair is a proverbial mood ring)
Eye colour:: mocha
Number of siblings:: 1
Glasses/contacts?:: yes
Piercings:: only on my vagina
Tattoos:: only on weekdays
Braces?:: no
FAVOURITE
Colour:: salmon
Band:: The Beatles
Song:: Martha my dear
Video game:: Mohaa (it has a place in my heart)
TV show:: Flying Circus
Movie:: Meaning of Life
Book:: I can't read
Food:: grilled cheese
Scent:: bacon
Cereal:: no
Cartoon:: anime porn
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: define instrument
Like to sing?:: no
Have a job?:: im a migrant worker
Like to play sports?:: wheelchair mudwrestling
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: yes
Have a crush on someone?:: well yes
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: The world and the United states are the same thing to me
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: yes
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?:: yes
Gotten lost in your city?:: no
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: no
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: yes, and proceeded to burn it
Cried over a girl?:: no
Cried over a boy?:: no
Been in a fist fight?:: yes
Been arrested?:: no
Done drugs?:: yes
Had alcohol?:: yes
Swore at your parents?:: yes
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: yes
Been to a casino?:: no
Broken a bone?:: no
Gotten stitches?:: no
Been to niagra falls?:: no
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: weiner mobile
Cash/check:: cash
Chinese food/mexican food:: I eat food native to a country that you've never heard of.
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain::emo
Rock/rap:: no
Meat/vegetarian:: baby
Cake/pie:: cock pie
French toast/french fries:: french fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: racism
Ocean/swimming pool:: swimming pool
Hugs/kisses:: hugzzzzz
Cookies/muffins:: cock muffin
Cat/dog:: fish
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?:: pyro
If you have, with who?:: pyro
Are you single?:: no
Are you in a relationship?:

yro
If so, for how long?:: pyro
What was your first kiss like?:: pyro
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: pyro
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: pyro
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:

yro
Have you ever been dumped?:: machette
Have you ever dumped someone?:: dave
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: 69
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: MANDATORY
love:: meh
drunk drivers:: meh
airplanes:: meh
war:: meh
canada:: sometimes
united states:: AHMURIKA
school:: against
surveys:: against
parents:: for
pants:: pyro