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Default 08-13-2004, 09:20 AM

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what can i do if someone else already wrote what i thought...and is not like if you keep criticiasing people is going to make something productively either
gain 600 lbs and die on a couch
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 09:25 AM

"Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

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Default 08-13-2004, 10:19 AM

[quote:2fe13]She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.[/quote:2fe13]


that walks the thin line between horrible and needlessly hilarious.
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 10:25 AM

remined me of whats eating gilbert grape
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 10:38 AM

god that story is fucking gross, Im with buckweed on this one, she gets what she diserves the dumb fuck, if she hadnt moved in years what purpouse whas she serving to society then? none besides keeping mcdonalds well funded rolleyes:


  
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Default 08-13-2004, 10:55 AM

how can you stay in a place so long without moving? that is freackin sad
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 12:01 PM

Doesn't make sense though really, even the world's now deceased fattest man (who was like 900lbs+) moved around. Maybe she was in some sort of coma and their dumbass caretakers didn't really do anything helpful, except feed her. I'll applaud anybody who can find anymore info. This is by far the most interesting thing I've read in awhile. I mean, grafted to a couch -- how sci-fi. It is almost medically impossible to stay in one spot for so long unless you're dead (even coma patients were shifted around to prevent bedsores). I mean, bedsores can get pretty nasty (Example VERY GRAPHIC: http://www.worldortho.com/database/oste ... is/39.html ).

Who knows, maybe it's like that movie Se7en. Some sick fucker could've pumped her full of drugs, held her there against her will while fattening her up like cattle.
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 12:07 PM

bloody hell
  
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Default 08-13-2004, 12:09 PM

[quote:7ef47]480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch[/quote:7ef47]

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Default 08-13-2004, 08:28 PM

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Default 08-14-2004, 06:04 AM

I'm surprised they havent made a reality show about it yet.

Only in America...
  
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