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Default 09-07-2004, 10:30 PM

she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 10:31 PM

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Oh ya, she loves it when I axe n******.
Axe the body spay?!?! rock:


  
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Default 09-07-2004, 10:33 PM

That im sexy.....oh wait I have no woman. oOo:
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 10:39 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":f5ae5]she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.[/quote:f5ae5]
she must be ugly then cause you look like a douche in that band pic. gg ugly girlfriend
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 10:42 PM

i pay her above the regular price


  
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Default 09-07-2004, 11:14 PM

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Oh ya, she loves it when I axe n******.
Axe the body spay?!?! rock:
Nope, axe...the really awesome murder weapon.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 11:27 PM

Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:


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Default 09-07-2004, 11:36 PM

what my mom likes about me ....blablabla nag:
i dont know oOo:
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 11:36 PM

[quote:424ed]she must be ugly then cause you look like a douche in that band pic. gg ugly girlfriend [/quote:424ed]

actually she is the one at the bottom in the black dress. i like spandex.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 11:38 PM

Since i'm a complete asshole to them i probably going to say its my superior wang.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 11:58 PM

probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.
  
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Default 09-08-2004, 02:46 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":5f2a7]probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.[/quote:5f2a7]

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Default 09-08-2004, 04:01 AM

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Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:
I sitll have nightmares about you "grilling up a few hotdogs and burgers for lunch" your arm was like the fucking hulk.



  
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Default 09-08-2004, 10:26 AM

i sent my girlfriend a picture of my pensi
  
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Default 09-08-2004, 10:49 AM

[quote="@/\/G3L":3ff5c]she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.[/quote:3ff5c] note the misspelling of intelligent ....and if it was sarcasm ignore this comment ....damn internet....cant show sarcasm
  
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