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Default 11-06-2004, 08:40 PM

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pillow fight
get not involved m'lady...I fight for the flange of the sweet Mistress Tammy! cool:
  
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Default 11-06-2004, 10:15 PM

Type in lesbo and/ shake your ass.
  
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Default 11-07-2004, 11:39 PM

This thread must stay alive
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 02:42 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":f9f38]This thread must stay alive[/quote:f9f38]

I agree. Let's hold the fort.
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 09:07 AM

good stuff...
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 10:22 AM

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Some other good ones are....:

bend over
orgasm
dance
take top off
jump
lick glass
sleep

... Tell her to give you a blow job ... LMAO!
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 10:28 AM

She looks so hot when she doesn't know what she's suppose to do.

She is like *Why would you want to stick it in my ass .. Hmm Okay*
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 09:41 PM

hey whats that other site about the bunny or whatever it was that did this?
but it was in the living room.

I meen chicken oOo:
  
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Default 11-08-2004, 09:42 PM

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hey whats that other site about the bunny or whatever it was that did this?
but it was in the living room.
it was the chicken


  
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Default 11-09-2004, 06:08 AM

She wont take any of the commands I give her.. She just shrugs her shoulders.. eek:
  
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Default 11-09-2004, 07:22 AM

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She wont take any of the commands I give her.. She just shrugs her shoulders.. eek:
Yeah, she probably doesn't know "bukkake gargle".


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Default 11-09-2004, 07:43 AM

rofl... yeah, double-anal-fist might just confuse her a bit...
  
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Default 11-09-2004, 08:22 AM

happy: So thats why it wasn't working..
  
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Default 11-09-2004, 08:28 AM

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She wont take any of the commands I give her.. She just shrugs her shoulders.. eek:
Yeah, she probably doesn't know "bukkake gargle".

ROFLLLLL!!!!!!!11111111 rock:


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Default 11-14-2004, 10:26 AM

"Kiss a girl" rock:
  
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