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Default 12-19-2004, 01:24 PM

treat them to a movie?
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 01:29 PM

I dont know, movie tickets are pretty pricy....factor in treats/drinks.
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 02:19 PM

give them all a blow job.


  
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Default 12-19-2004, 02:30 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":7442b][quote="Grim_Reaper":7442b]buy one pack of cigarettes, and give them each one.[/quote:7442b]It'll be a hit with the kids![/quote:7442b]
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Default 12-19-2004, 02:37 PM

[img]http://www.moneytreeinc.com/images/header/animated.gif[/img]

I see this fucking commercial pretty much every day on the fucking Spokane channels I get. My god, how annoying that fucking tree worm thing is.

[img]http://www.moneytreeinc.com/images/ksforkids.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 02:39 PM

ROFL, if i was a under the age of 10 id wet myself if that thing appeared in my dreams, f'ing scary looking loney:
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 03:39 PM

I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/kasrkin/pads.jpg[/img]

perhaps this will work rock:
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 03:43 PM

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Default 12-19-2004, 03:44 PM

tampon slippers?


  
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Default 12-19-2004, 03:56 PM

wtf bunny eek:
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 05:33 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":9c81a][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/kasrkin/pads.jpg[/img][/quote:9c81a]

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Default 12-19-2004, 06:43 PM

ID WEAR EM
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 06:44 PM

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Default 12-19-2004, 08:21 PM

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