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Default 01-18-2005, 05:50 PM
Not just his school, remember, I am there too.....

Well, first off, our school has about 250 students.....thats K-12, btw.

So, that means it is, yes, It is a 'hick' school.

But it is kinda fun, they let you get away with a lot, actually....

One time I drank whiskey on the school bus, along with Alax ^ and I got 3 weeks of In School Suspension....they let me off easy!
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:52 PM
Do they make you wear a dunce cap when you're being a prat?
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:52 PM
/duel banjos.....

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Default 01-18-2005, 06:51 PM
[quote="Grim_Reaper":db72a]
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duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.
a sexy one though[/quote:db72a]

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Default 01-18-2005, 06:52 PM
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duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.
a sexy one though
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Default 01-18-2005, 07:07 PM
The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....

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Default 01-18-2005, 07:14 PM
Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 07:19 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":db0ba]The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....[/quote:db0ba]

I remember that ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:
  
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OMG COLLIN FARRRL
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 07:37 PM
COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 07:49 PM
your teacher spanked you?

thats so sexy!

did you get a bon0r?
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 08:10 PM
What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 08:20 PM
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What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!
if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of fist
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 08:23 PM
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What the heck is wrong with the schools these days? You get one "swat"??!?!?!! When I was in school they took at paddle with holes in it (decreases wind resistance, increases pain) and beat the crap outa your butt. 20-30 whacks, as hard as the teacher (usually the football coach was the designated paddler) could swing it. One swat is punishment? Puhleese!
if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of fist
if any teacher swatted me, they would get a face full of piss

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Default 01-18-2005, 08:33 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bcd7][quote="Grim_Reaper":2bcd7]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:2bcd7]
I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:2bcd7]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:
  
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