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Default 04-13-2005, 01:40 PM

zoner ur the man. that tactic just got me a date for friday. <3 zone
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 01:53 PM

Congratz.

I couldn't have spent 31 years on this planet so far and not have learned at least SOMETHING about women...heh heh.


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Default 04-13-2005, 02:00 PM

Hope that wound heals up well man, just say it was you versus several other attackers and you took em all out cept for one who clipped you with his sword and got away before you could beat the crap out of him too....

I got a scar on my left cheek and one jus under my chin, I think chicks dig em so you'll be fine.
The chin one was from when i collapsed at work whilst i was watched the door(security stylee), i just didn't feel well and was just about to go ask someone if i could sit down and then........bam i landed on my chin, i opened my eyes downstairs in the shop and didn't have any memory of what happened. I should've maybe got stiches but the fuckers at the hospital were lazy and just used plaster strips or something. Is ok now, healing up alright and hopefully the scar swelling will go down a bit oOo:
I still have no recollection of what exactly happened that day but oh well...
Too much detail?

Don't keep that chick waiting, Jus Do It. freak:


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Default 04-13-2005, 02:55 PM

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zoner ur the man. that tactic just got me a date for friday. <3 zone
I didn't realize you were funneh.
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 03:39 PM

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Little advice when asking her out...

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"Hey, I'm thinking about heading to a movie on Friday. I'd love it if you could go."



DON'T
"Hey, if you're not doing anything Friday, I'm planning on seeing a movie."


While the second way isn't terrible, it's not as smooth as the first way. The first way shows her that you would really enjoy her company. The second one implies that your offer can be used as a last resort if she's not busy.

Chicks dig feeling special.
Are there any Barry White tunes you'd like to mention?
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 03:44 PM

how did it go from one eye to another?
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 03:51 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":7e2e7]how did it go from one eye to another?[/quote:7e2e7]

picture is taken in a mirror...
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 04:08 PM

how did u transfer pictures from your phone to computer?
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 04:16 PM

[quote="Jonsey_":71c64]how did u transfer pictures from your phone to computer?[/quote:71c64]

e-mail them?

I've done that before, or maybe bluetooth
  
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Default 04-13-2005, 04:40 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":76bdd][quote="Jonsey_":76bdd]how did u transfer pictures from your phone to computer?[/quote:76bdd]

e-mail them?

I've done that before, or maybe bluetooth[/quote:76bdd]or USB cable


  
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Default 04-13-2005, 11:37 PM

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":fb96e]is it too early to call for a date? oOo:[/quote:fb96e]

Haven't you seen Swingers before? If you haven't, watch it before you go on your date - I swear I learnt so much about dating and chicks from that movie.
Really simple stuff I wouldn't have even thought of, like waiting a couple days before you call, so you don't seem too eager....and general stuff about how to handle yourself whilst picking up teh ladies....
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:20 AM

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Are there any Barry White tunes you'd like to mention?
Hell yeah!

"Can't Get Enough of Your Love"
"You're The First, The Last, My Everything"

Throw on some Marvin Gaye too.
"Let's Get It On"
"Sexual Healing"

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Default 04-14-2005, 09:36 AM

Oh yeah, another piece of advice. If the girl asks about your eye, it's perfectly ok to lie in a situation like that and make up some shit like you were defending some older women from some guy who was harassing her. He sucker punched you but at least the woman was able to get away from the guy....OR, tell her you were playing hockey and caught a stick in the face and you didn't realize you were hurt until someone pointed out the blood.
Girls love their guys to be tough but not complaining about getting hurt. She'll eat that shit up!!


/me gonna try my own advice and run face first into a wall !!


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Default 04-14-2005, 09:40 AM

Me n' Arkan should write a book on landing chicks. haw haw!

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Default 04-14-2005, 10:06 AM

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/me gonna try my own advice and run face first into a wall !!
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