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View Poll Results: fux0r her in teh buttsehx?
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Default 05-14-2005, 08:43 AM

That chick's a lot hotter than your mate.... how many friends do you have?
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 09:15 AM

fuck her, i did... biggrin:...
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 10:26 AM

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So she drank 10 beers and did 4 shots of jager and she still wasnt trashed enough to screw you... man your fucked, if that didnt work, nothing will.
No I drank 10 beers and 3 shots of jager, I wasn't sure if she was drunk or not. I didn't end up getting much more then the make out and titty suck. Damn women travel in packs and couldn't get her in a room alone.
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 11:34 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":b23ea]
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So she drank 10 beers and did 4 shots of jager and she still wasnt trashed enough to screw you... man your fucked, if that didnt work, nothing will.
No I drank 10 beers and 3 shots of jager, I wasn't sure if she was drunk or not. I didn't end up getting much more then the make out and titty suck. Damn women travel in packs and couldn't get her in a room alone.[/quote:b23ea]

or course, you know if you had gotten her alone, it could have been misconstrued as rape? eek:
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 01:04 PM

Okay, seriously. Everyone just ignore Butters.

Butters - until you come forward with pictures proving that this slut doesn't look like the mutated offspring of Rosie O'Donnell, you are nein teh winnar.



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Default 05-14-2005, 01:31 PM

Do it like a bandaid.. one motion "right off", You know you probably won't be able to resist, your a horny young man ffs.
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 01:35 PM

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Default 05-14-2005, 01:57 PM

Ok, i didn't bother reading the advice given here (i could only imagine what was written) but here's what Arkan would do.

I'd have a lil' chat with my buddy and see how he felt about it. If it was really going to bother him to the point it may affect our friendship, i'd pass. There are tons of girls out there and one coming between life long friends just isn't worth the aggravation. Have some respect for your friend and ask for his thoughts.


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Default 05-14-2005, 02:06 PM

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bros b4 hoes
Even when permission is given it seems weird to even think of what you could do.


  
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Default 05-14-2005, 03:58 PM

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Okay, seriously. Everyone just ignore Butters.

Butters - until you come forward with pictures proving that this slut doesn't look like the mutated offspring of Rosie O'Donnell, you are nein teh winnar.
Still waiting on two french girl threesome pictars from you noc.....
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 04:35 PM

confront your mate about it. If he is a good mate i'd at least wait a few months for him to get over her and get a new bird.
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 05:11 PM

Let him get his shit together and move on. Once he has a new chick or has moved on to a point he wont really care, go ahead. Stay friends with her and try to keep her in a small circle of friends. That way shes still around, and it makes it easier to make your move. If she doesnt make it first, seeing how she maybe interested.

In other words, let things cool down for a while. You can still be her friend, but hold off on making a hard move. If she wants to flirt and play grab ass, go for it. But for atleast a month unless she flat out makes a move, leave it at flirting and playing. See where your buddy and her stand after that and plan accordingly from there.
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 05:23 PM

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Default 05-14-2005, 05:29 PM

get sloshed and fuck her. then turn around and blame it on that. He'll have to understand...or i'm talking outta my ass.
  
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Default 05-14-2005, 06:06 PM

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I'm talking outta my ass.
I summed it up.
  
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