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Default 09-21-2005, 03:52 PM
run with it, it has a chance, but will probably get thrown out since you're not a chick
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 04:06 PM
Yeah I'm not gonna rape the chick. She was actually a little skanky which made me apprehensive about even trying anything with her, but still being the gentlemen I am, I didn't do anything with her. I also thought the whole crying thing was retarded so yeah....



If the bitch wants me to shit on her chest then sure, but I'm not gonna rape her.
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 04:09 PM
How old are ya butters?
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 04:15 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":8ee9e]20[/quote:8ee9e]

ah then ya 15 or 16 is a little...out of the age category...if ya said 18 or 19 id of said tap that shit.
  
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ah then ya 15 or 16 is a little...out of the age category...if ya said 18 or 19 id of said tap that shit.[/quote:2e4ef]

18 and 19 would make him a statutory rapist too.
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 04:17 PM
no. 18 or 19 here is okay, I think 17 is too, but I'm not sure.
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 04:19 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":853e2]no. 18 or 19 here is okay, I think 17 is too, but I'm not sure.[/quote:853e2]

Here it is 14 with parents permission....or 16 without.
  
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[quote="Airborne Butters":bb381]no. 18 or 19 here is okay, I think 17 is too, but I'm not sure.[/quote:bb381]

Wait, the State Government decides that? Nevermind I though it was a federal thing. In New Jersey 18 is legal adult and if you have sex with anyone 17 (even with concent, I think) your still considered a statutory rapist.
  
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no. 18 or 19 here is okay, I think 17 is too, but I'm not sure.
Wait, the State Government decides that? Nevermind I though it was a federal thing. In New Jersey 18 is legal adult and if you have sex with anyone 17 (even with concent, I think) your still considered a statutory rapist.[/quote:031cd]that's how it is here in PA. If both are under 18, then the ages must be within 2 years of eachother to be legal---> 14 and 16, 15 and 17, 16 and 17, etc.
  
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no. fap away...yes
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 05:30 PM
wife. Hug, cuddle, watch Pretty Woman, music, 20 minutues of foreplay, have sex finally, get her off b4 I do, post nut bustage hugging..etc


or

double click file, drop pants, beat off, blow load, throw away tissue, wash hands, eat some nachos.

you tell me.

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Default 09-21-2005, 05:32 PM
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wife. Hug, cuddle, watch Pretty Woman, music, 20 minutues of foreplay, have sex finally, get her off b4 I do, post nut bustage hugging..etc


or

double click file, drop pants, beat off, blow load, throw away tissue, wash hands, eat some nachos.

you tell me.
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Default 09-21-2005, 05:33 PM
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wife. Hug, cuddle, watch Pretty Woman, music, 20 minutues of foreplay, have sex finally, get her off b4 I do, post nut bustage hugging..etc


or

double click file, drop pants, beat off, blow load, throw away tissue, wash hands, eat some nachos.

you tell me.
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ANd this years GF1.com Award for Person Most Likely To Commit Adultery goes to..... NYCKWEST!!!
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Default 09-21-2005, 06:04 PM
I don't even remember making this thread. oOo:

...and I haven't been sad/depressed in like months, infact I've been on cloud 9 for the longest time.....

Lool whose fucking with me?
  
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