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Default 03-01-2006, 05:34 PM

hit them in the eyes wiht your p99. That way when they are blind they cant point you out in the police station.
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 05:50 PM

you should have pulled out a cavalry sabre and have a contest over who has the more arbitrary weapon.
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 05:51 PM

The guy who made Salad Fingers helped make this. I think its a joke...
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 05:56 PM

you shoulda stabbed him in the chest with a trident.
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:27 PM

KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:29 PM

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KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
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Trips what is a sickle?


  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:30 PM

its a type of blade, knife.
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:34 PM

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KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
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Trips what is a sickle?
[img]http://www.greenharvest.com.au/images/Tools/Hand_sickle.jpg[/img]

Used for harvesting corn or something....
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:35 PM

EDIT: yarr, ye beat me to it.
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 06:43 PM

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KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
ROFL! @ incoming


Trips what is a sickle?
Jesus fucking christ

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Default 03-01-2006, 06:51 PM

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KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
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Trips what is a sickle?
Jesus fucking christ

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Yeah they're exactly like our wiggers and lokes or 'Locos,' these dirty fucking cunts have started to hang out at the traffic lights up at my local shops, washing windows for change. They're such little scummy fucking troublemakers, me and about 12 of my friends got into a fight with about 5 of them one night after they started mouthing off - We had them sprinting away from us, nearly getting hit by cars trying to run across the main road (LOL) until out of nowhere one of their mates who turned up in a riced-out honda civic, with his friend that looked about 10 - He jumps out of the car and pulls out a fucking SICKLE, and starts swinging it at us. So needless to say, we backed off and made our way back over this train bridge, so they decided to start throwing fist-sized rocks and bottles at us - It was fucking frightening, I nearly knocked over a few girls trying to get off the bridge and find some cover.

Then I got seperated from my friends and I heard their car's huge muffler purring behind me as I walked down this street, so I jumped over some random person's fence and ran through their property to the next street over and made a mad dash to safety....God damn fucking scum. Exactly like those chavs but with a disgusting kiwi/chav/crackhead type accent and even rattier clothes....
Enemy Honda spotted!
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 08:41 PM

i always wondered what a chav was when stat would drop it, im glad i now know, i went to urban dictionary and the definition was an exact description of the kids in that video

i guess a chav is the equivalent of a n****r in the uk since most of your black people are somewhat more well-mannered as a whole...
  
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Default 03-01-2006, 11:05 PM

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KNEEL BEFORE THY SICKLE, those kids were fucking troopers, I'll give them that. They were quite ballsy for street scum.

I vaguely remember one of them kept on yelling "incoming!" while they were tossing shit at us, I lol'd afterwards....
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Trips what is a sickle?
Communist Armory
  
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Default 03-02-2006, 12:15 AM

Rent the movie FootBall Factory.
  
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