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Default 03-16-2006, 09:44 AM

My dog pwns.

Cats are too unpredictable and selfish. I'd rather have a dumbass dog who is genuinely happy to see you than some surly cat who'd eat you alive if he was big enough.

Fuck cats.


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Default 03-16-2006, 10:07 AM

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My dog pwns.

Cats are too unpredictable and selfish. I'd rather have a dumbass dog who is genuinely happy to see you than some surly cat who'd eat you alive if he was big enough.

Fuck cats.

the thing I dont like about dogs (other than sniffing your crotch and humping legs) is they require so much attention. Your life changes completly when you have a dog. It limits vacations and much more because they cant be left alone for a few days. IMHO they are too demanding on your time
  
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Default 03-16-2006, 10:28 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":9ba74]
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Cats are pretty dumb in their own way, as for laziness theyre second to none, all they do is sleep eat and shite. Somewhere along the line some sloth dna must have affected all cat dna on a global scale.

spoken by someone that has (probably) never had a cat[/quote:9ba74]

Havent u seen his pics in the photo thread?

Cats are great. Very independant, they'll come up to you for a fuss or will allow you to fuss them without them being annoyingly around you all the time. Just open the door and they'll take themselves for a walk - saving my lazy legs. My cats do some amazingly stupid things, its hillarious!
  
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Default 03-16-2006, 11:51 AM

cats>dogs
  
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Default 03-16-2006, 01:00 PM

I have no preference in terms of one or the other: I like both cats and dogs...But I hate the majority of cats I meet, because they tend to be such pussies, I like cats to be very friendly and have a bit of character to them - My pussy is just like that, he's so much fun to have as a pet, and he has alot of personality characteristics and traits that a friendly dog would have...He does some funny shit, it's great.

...As for dogs, I like them when they don't smell, shed, or slober too much...Dogs can be hilarious and alot of fun to own - My family had a great dane that did all of those things and despite that he was probably one of the coolest pets I've owned, and he ran just like Scooby Doo, lol...We have a minitaure Poodle living with us at the moment, who has her moments...
  
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Default 03-16-2006, 02:52 PM

Dogs are subserviant
whereas cats think of the relationship between humans and them is equal. You have to earn a cats respect


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Default 03-16-2006, 02:53 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":237d7]
whereas cats think of the relationship between humans and them is equal. [/quote:237d7]

Which is why theyre dumb, a good foot in the ass will show em whos boss. cuss:




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Default 03-16-2006, 02:54 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":68161]You have to earn a cats respect[/quote:68161]
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Default 03-16-2006, 02:54 PM

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whereas cats think of the relationship between humans and them is equal.
Which is why theyre dumb, a good foot in the ass will show em whos boss. cuss:[/quote:75f16]
Its almost St. Patricks day, shouldnt you be drunk now happy:


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whereas cats think of the relationship between humans and them is equal.
Which is why theyre dumb, a good foot in the ass will show em whos boss. cuss:[/quote:437f5]
Its almost St. Patricks day, shouldnt you be drunk now happy:[/quote:437f5]

After i put my foot in your ass. Im mailing you one of my shoes, kindly insert it as far up your anus as possible and post pics please kthx.!1




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Default 03-16-2006, 02:57 PM

i hope you dont mine faeces on it


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Default 03-16-2006, 02:57 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f2de3]i hope you dont mine faeces on it[/quote:f2de3]


My cat will lick it off. cuss:




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Default 03-16-2006, 04:03 PM

a dog cant chill like this
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/kittenshoulder.jpg[/img]
i love cats, but as trip said; alot of them suck. if you get a good cat you feel like he's more of a friend, not some dumb animal that sticks to your side because he's striving for attention.


  
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Default 03-16-2006, 04:11 PM

rolf anti is that catsock ??
  
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