Have u ever made up a lie so you didnt have work that day? - Page 3

SoLiDUS · 05-09-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

I want to work for Stackem. rock:

Zoner, your avatar scares me. Who the hell is that!?

Sgt. Paine · 05-09-2006, 04:30 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":425db]I just remembered a way a co-worker got out of work. He walked up the supervisor and said

worker- "I have to leave"

supervisor- "why"

worker-" I put too much faith in a fart"[/quote:425db]
ROFLLLLL def using that

mR.cLeAn · 05-10-2006, 10:02 AM

I did make a lie once, but after telling my employer I couldn't come in today he just told me to come pick up my paycheck when I feel better.

Unknown_Sniper · 05-10-2006, 11:12 AM

ouch, you got fired.

mR.cLeAn · 05-10-2006, 03:03 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":afa23]ouch, you got fired.[/quote:afa23]
Well when I told him the lie that I wasn't feeling well, I seem to have forgoten that during the day I bragged that my friends and I were having a kick ass party to this one asshole. Well it seems that the asshole told my boss the story so when he called me to see if I was comming in or not, - well I wasn't prepare for him to catch my bluff.

Milla · 05-10-2006, 03:50 PM

I use the one where i tell them i have Diharea (sp???!) and i cant make it to work because im afraid i will shit my pants on the way to work.

mR.cLeAn · 05-11-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla

I use the one where i tell them i have Diharea (sp???!) and i cant make it to work because im afraid i will shit my pants on the way to work.

I used that one in school, to get away with skipping. The HS parking lot is across the football field, and all other fields for sports. Well, I went to my car right after PE, I just went to my PE locker, grabed everything, and went to my car with a friend. Well we both get in the car, and when I look at my rear-view mirror one of the coaches is standing there ... I must have screamed cause I freaked out so much. Well he took me to the office, and I forgot what happen to my friend. Well when the Ass. Principal was speaking to me and asking why I was at my car, I just blurted out that I shit my pants and wanted to go home and change. ... happy: ... man she din't see that coming. Well, she let me go, and not back to class, but gave me something so I would be counted absent on my other class that was left. - Well I went to the movies, and that was it.