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Default 07-10-2006, 05:07 PM
IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X~O



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Default 07-10-2006, 05:26 PM
this is so fucked, but...

Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio. It was the best imagined blowjob of my life.
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 05:31 PM
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this is so fucked, but...

Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio. It was the best imagined blowjob of my life.
what the fuck would make you post this. seriously. did you think people would be like LOL THATS FUCKING FUNNY.

no everything now things that however impossible it seemed, you are a bigger flamming anal dwelling, shot in the mouth taking fagbot than ever before

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Default 07-10-2006, 05:46 PM
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this is so fucked, but...

Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio. It was the best imagined blowjob of my life.
LOL THATS FUCKING FUNNY
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 05:59 PM
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Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio.
What the fuck is with you and that word?

"Muddafucka gave me some good ass head."

End of sentence... fuckin'... fellatio... annoy:


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Default 07-10-2006, 07:25 PM
I can't even begin to describe my dreams if I go to bed baked.
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 08:58 PM
some things are better left unsaid, coma
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 09:21 PM
"blowing kevin kline"
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 09:32 PM
Mine was about I had a real firearm but when I fired it, its stopping power was equilvalent to an airsoft gun..so heres how it went I was at mcdonalds and the janitor there attacked me with a toothbrush so i shot her but it didnt do shit then i woke up
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 09:38 PM
I had a dream recently in which I was fighting terrorists and trying to keep them from destroying Washington DC. Eventually, I snuck up on a few of them and snapped their necks, stole their bazooka and shot a Honda Civic with it...Then the passengers of the Civic got out and we had a party.
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 09:58 PM
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this is so fucked, but...

Basically, gay sex with Kevin Kline. I woke up while he was giving me fellatio. It was the best imagined blowjob of my life.
dude thats my dream. dont even fucking steal it.
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 10:11 PM
a had a dream, and i woke up in it. I love when that happens rock:
  
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Default 07-10-2006, 10:41 PM
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I had a dream recently in which I was fighting terrorists and trying to keep them from destroying Washington DC. Eventually, I snuck up on a few of them and snapped their necks, stole their bazooka and shot a Honda Civic with it...Then the passengers of the Civic got out and we had a party.
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Default 07-10-2006, 11:08 PM
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I can't even begin to describe my dreams if I go to bed baked.
I go to bed stoned more often than not because I usually do my smoking in the late evening - and it doesn't effect my dreams at all...
  
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Default 07-11-2006, 03:58 AM
Doesnt mean Im gay. It was weird, and uncomforatble. Last night I had a dream about a girl...
  
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