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Default 07-26-2006, 12:26 AM

[quote="dr nein":8089c]Put Icy Hot on your balls. That will cure it.[/quote:8089c]

my friend did that for the hell of it one time.


  
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Default 07-26-2006, 12:44 AM

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You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.
winnar. In a nutshell, shaving followed by astringent followed by clearasil shit + already sensative skin (I had a reaction to shaving cream once ffs oOo: ) = facial adema (sp). It'll heal, I'll live. /endthread
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 01:43 AM

i use comatoses removed fat as a fap lube
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 01:49 AM

i suggest using some of this

[img]http://www.sherryslavishingsoapandbath.com/art/lard/904.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 03:53 AM

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You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.
winnar. In a nutshell, shaving followed by astringent followed by clearasil shit + already sensative skin (I had a reaction to shaving cream once ffs oOo: ) = facial adema (sp). It'll heal, I'll live. /endthread
You couldn't figure that out on your own? You just had to make a thread on here to ask a bunch of people who despise you for help on a ridiculously stupid topic....and you wonder why like 1 person gave you a serious answer?

Conclusion: You're a fucking ATTENTION WHORE. You fat piece of fuck.
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 05:01 AM

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You fat piece of fuck.

the fuck of the fat. sig worthy material there. beer:
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 05:10 AM

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You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.
winnar. In a nutshell, shaving followed by astringent followed by clearasil shit + already sensative skin (I had a reaction to shaving cream once ffs oOo: ) = facial adema (sp). It'll heal, I'll live. /endthread
You couldn't figure that out on your own? You just had to make a thread on here to ask a bunch of people who despise you for help on a ridiculously stupid topic....and you wonder why like 1 person gave you a serious answer?

Conclusion: You're a fucking ATTENTION WHORE. You fat piece of fuck.
tired. confused. face wason fire. stfu
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 07:00 AM

pics



  
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Default 07-26-2006, 07:03 AM

sister took camera to the states with her, so no go. Its mostly just red irritation on the cheeks. Quite tender to the touch, and still rather tingly. Remember kids, dont mix too many salves at once. Especially on the face. Or pen0r.
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 01:39 PM

Post pics of your sister
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 01:58 PM

I did, see photography thread
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 02:06 PM

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I did, see photography thread
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Anyways, maybe its just me or something..but putting acne medication on acne is supposed to burn.
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 02:13 PM

CARE NOT!
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:
Originally Posted by geRV
You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.
winnar. In a nutshell, shaving followed by astringent followed by clearasil shit + already sensative skin (I had a reaction to shaving cream once ffs oOo: ) = facial adema (sp). It'll heal, I'll live. /endthread
You couldn't figure that out on your own? You just had to make a thread on here to ask a bunch of people who despise you for help on a ridiculously stupid topic....and you wonder why like 1 person gave you a serious answer?

Conclusion: You're a fucking ATTENTION WHORE. You fat piece of fuck.
tired. confused. face wason fire. stfu
fat. loserly. attention whore. stfu.
  
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Default 07-26-2006, 03:02 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "geRV":b0eb9
You mistook the anal lube for clearasil again. spank:


By any chance did you "shave" before slapping this shit on...assuming you do shave that is.
winnar. In a nutshell, shaving followed by astringent followed by clearasil shit + already sensative skin (I had a reaction to shaving cream once ffs oOo: ) = facial adema (sp). It'll heal, I'll live. /endthread
You couldn't figure that out on your own? You just had to make a thread on here to ask a bunch of people who despise you for help on a ridiculously stupid topic....and you wonder why like 1 person gave you a serious answer?

Conclusion: You're a fucking ATTENTION WHORE. You fat piece of fuck.
tired. confused. face wason fire. stfu
fat. loserly. attention whore. stfu.[/quote:b0eb9]

It's not like you're any different (well besides the fat part)


  
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