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Default 07-27-2006, 04:25 PM

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Blacks causing property damage! UNHEARD OF!



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Default 07-27-2006, 04:26 PM

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you just sayin dat cause you a racist biggrin:
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 04:34 PM

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you just sayin dat cause you a racist biggrin:
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Default 07-27-2006, 04:35 PM

I once had a fucking gerbil up my ass....
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 04:39 PM

[quote="Short Hand":1774d]I once had a fucking gerbil up my ass....[/quote:1774d]

DID YOU CALLS?
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 04:42 PM

only women call 9/11. I gouged it out with a garden trough.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 04:47 PM

That's so manly!
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:06 PM

Dad had a bad mix of some pharmacueticals - I guess he thought it was serious enough because he told us to call 911 himself - then about 5 minutes later he passed out. One of the scariest nights of my life
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:09 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.
that why you so uglynow?[/quote:3124c]
lol, and you complain about people making fat jokes about you.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:56 PM

Not me personally, but 9 years ago my mom had to call 911 at the end of my birthday party, my grandfather had a massive heartattack, and didnt make it loney:


  
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:57 PM

that's one shitty birthday man


  
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Default 07-28-2006, 12:00 AM

yup it was a bad year
grandmother dies 6 weeks later, followed by a cousin, great grandfather, another near loss of a close cousin...car accident


  
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Default 07-28-2006, 12:01 AM

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Default 07-28-2006, 12:01 AM

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Default 07-28-2006, 12:33 AM

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Blacks causing property damage! UNHEARD OF!



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Naughty nyck
http://www.naughtynyck.com

His new porn site.


Anyway, johnj, thats crazy, thats the day i bet you went out and armed yourself to the teeth happy:


  
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