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Default 09-15-2005, 10:39 PM

convert it to an mpg or avi and i can do it for ya biggrin:


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:55 PM

I hate women who smoke annoy: even if its a hookah pipe or whatever


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Default 09-15-2005, 11:19 PM

i don't like the smell of regular cigarettes(sp?). and yet for some reason i like the smell of weed oOo:


p.s. nyck + your inbox = you check beer:


  
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Default 09-16-2005, 09:50 AM

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Omfg huge tits on myspace!!!

[img]http://myspace-624.vo.llnwd.net/00133/42/69/133669624_l.jpg[/img]
[img]http://myspace-346.vo.llnwd.net/00185/64/38/185178346_l.jpg[/img]
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whats her myspace site?
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 01:27 PM

she has a really long tounge
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 02:11 PM

Thats fucking gross...those tittahs are way to big for me. But the long toung is niiice


  
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Default 09-16-2005, 02:34 PM

Im just asking cause she looks exactley like a chick at my school... dont think she even knows my name.
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 02:35 PM

[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/01_06.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/01_02.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/01_07.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/02_02.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/03_05.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/03_08.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/07_06.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/0905/fotos/09_09.jpg[/img]
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Default 09-18-2005, 01:27 AM

You know whats absolutely unattractive is to pass gas while viewing butts. I mean, its just plain out gross.
  
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Default 09-18-2005, 03:20 AM

You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
  
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Default 09-18-2005, 09:37 AM

you are fucking sick....what in the mother fuck....just ban him now.


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Default 09-18-2005, 09:52 AM

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You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
I hope your testicles explode from semens build-up, you fucking cock-a-roacha.

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Default 09-18-2005, 10:50 AM

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Default 09-18-2005, 11:37 AM

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Default 09-18-2005, 12:18 PM

1. why the fuck would u think about that kinda thing
2. why the fuck would u post it
  
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