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Default 06-11-2005, 05:07 AM

hes randy from tpb


  
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Default 06-11-2005, 06:39 AM

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Default 06-11-2005, 02:14 PM

THE SHIELD IS DOWN! COMMENCE ATTACK ON THE DEATH STAR'S MAIN REACTOR!

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Default 06-11-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:
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THE SHIELD IS DOWN! COMMENCE ATTACK ON THE DEATH STAR'S MAIN REACTOR!

[img]http://home.att.net/~sl.schofield/star_wars/admiral_ackbar_2.jpg[/img][/quote:b5dcc]
coolest ever.
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 09:24 AM

haha that was random


  
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Default 06-12-2005, 12:35 PM

ello my darlings & welcome to another series of Fluffy_Bunnys night out.

This is a pic of my brave comrades & I [top right] before going out yesterday. & ya we are all fkd off our face...

However, on Friday night I went out with my dear friend Dan & he brought his camera:-

So here's some lesbian schoolgirls.

[img]http://void01.xs.to/pics/05230/chix.JPG[/img]

& again, prolly be arrested in USA for jailbait.

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/lchix.JPG[/img]

Dan & I were still rather fkd after finishing a bottle of Vodka between us so we decided to takeover the dancefloor

[img]http://void01.xs.to/pics/05230/danme1.JPG[/img]

it was difficult to hold on

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/going.JPG[/img]

but I fell off with grace & style

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/gone.JPG[/img]

[img]http://void01.xs.to/pics/05230/rar.JPG[/img]

Then, suddenly, without warning, they played a really good song so we decided to pose like it was the end of a war movie or something.

[img]http://void01.xs.to/pics/05230/danme.JPG[/img]

The lesbian schoolgirls inspired us so we decided to find some girlies, Dan got lucky.

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/lukydan.JPG[/img]

& me, biggrin: girlfriend n#2 rock:

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/birdy.JPG[/img]




then I ran into a real big prob kus I'm madly in love with this girl, shes just broke up with her bf & I have no idea what to do lol. I plucked up enough courage to ring her today but the bitch had her phone turned off ffs! mad:

[img]http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05230/emmanme.JPG[/img]


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Default 06-12-2005, 12:37 PM

Mr Norton.. wtf do u do for a living? seems like yu party and have a good time all fucking night and sleep all day heh that's teh pimp life
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 12:44 PM

Every girl looks like they are 15...pedophiles annoy:


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Default 06-12-2005, 12:45 PM

gg fluffy rock:


  
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Default 06-12-2005, 12:54 PM

I've just finished university so now I'm working in Next trying to save up ££ for driving lessons. Fortunately I can still live with my parents without rent etc. It's damn hard to learn to drive in England & you have to take two tests before they let you lose. It costs about $30 for an hours lesson and you need quite a few to pass. Then there's car insurance which is about $600 etc etc so I'm just trying to learn to drive first.

I want to be a pilot but still not quite sure how to go about it, I may try contacting B.A. or somewhere or try & get a sponsorship or try paying for the training myself.

At the moment I'm just playing it cool & trying to save money. But does seem quite difficult at the moment because I am going out & partying almost every night. One week we had a Foam party Sunday, schoolgirls disco Tuesday, Curry night down the pub Thursday, Manor Club Friday & Amadeus Club on Saturday. rock: I'm working 10-2 every day & also doing overtime till 4 or 6 kus I wana save up to go to Ibiza as well as paying for car bs.

I never used to go out much till I ran into a few old school mates in early 2003, before that I just played computer games n stuff. We were all in the same position really kus we didn't know many other people in the area. But since the age of 19+ its been out & partying non stop. biggrin:
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:
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Every girl looks like they are 15...pedophiles annoy:
lesbian schoolgirls are prolly 16, one of the girls kissing Dan is 16 & the girl kissing me hit 17 on Monday, she came over mine for her birthday, what a time we had biggrin: beer: rock:

Last girl I'm with there, the one who I really fancy... Shes 19 or something.
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 02:02 PM

What degrees do you have from universites?
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 02:16 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3c1a3]
Last girl I'm with there, the one who I really fancy... Shes 19 or something.[/quote:3c1a3]

the question is, does she fancy a good fluffy?
  
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Default 06-12-2005, 02:42 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":22c3d]What degrees do you have from universites?[/quote:22c3d]

Got a degree in History kus I was gana join the Royal Navy as an officer & mebbe go for pilot. Figured it might be useful to know a countrys history before kicking its azz. One of my reasons for explaining why I studied History in my interview was that, if we invaded iraq or something [pre war] I'd probably go & do some research on the subject beforehand just to gain a better understanding of what the local situation is between Kurds/Turkey/Iran etc etc & with this knowledge I'd be able to make a better judgement of situations. If I studied Physics or something I could tell how fast a shell flew before it hit the ship, but with History I can understand why they'd want to be shooting at us in the first place.

[quote="Merlin122@":22c3d]the question is, does she fancy a good fluffy?[/quote:22c3d]

Thats another thing...

I've known this girl for about two years, when I first met her I just looked at her & thought omfg! I didn't have much experience with girls & basically figured she was waaaaaaaay outta my league. So whilst all the other guys were slobbering round her I just blatantly ignored her.
You aren't gana fk it so why bother? I'd walk into the bar, she'd get up n say "Hi Will!" I'd just say heya & walk right by like she wasn't even there & head upstairs.
I never thought I had a chance with a girl like that so whats the point? It must have pissed her off or something kus I [always] ignored her. Then one night when she was completely off her face I met her & her friend outside the girls loo's & she was messing round saying "Heey, my mate fancies you!" etc. Then she said, "Ya, you can fk my friend." & after that, she said. "And after that you can fk me." Needless to say I was like omg-wtf-say-that-again! ed: ed: ed: ed:
My brain basically went dead kus I couldn't believe she said it, I've never kissed her or bothered to make a move. Unfortunately when I brought it up on MSN with her a few days later she admitted that she did like me but had just started to see some other guy.- She saw him & went out with him, this was back in January so she dropped off the face of the earth for a lil bit whilst this lucky bastrd prolly fkd her silly.
Anyhoo now 6 months later hes dumped her for some bizarre reason & shes single. Things been getting a lil better with her now I think but shes a pro bish & told me she doesnt wana see anyone for a bit.

Thing is, now I'm sorta seeing the girl I was kissing in that other pic, been with her on her bday but haven't asked her out & also seeing some ho from Bromley. I'd definately go out with her but unless I can be very smooth I doubt it will happen... rolleyes:

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Default 06-12-2005, 03:17 PM

i've been in a similar situation... in fact i'm still in that similar situation. I used to date this one chick who was well... pretty fucking boring. She did have this one friend, who just happened to be one of the coolest and funniest girls i've ever come across. The other chick and I dated for a bit and broke up. At the same time the cool one hooked up with this guy.. the hilarious bit is that he has a small penis. And everyone knows about it but him. Despite this, shes madly in love with him, and she still drops hints that she could like me and all that, but i just don't know whether or not to bother with her at all or just forget about her.
  
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