[Old Reliable]

have you ever talked on the phone, ate AND taken a shit before?

[quote="Old Reliable":548b7]anyone have any techniques on how to have a perfect shit everytime? (i.e. no need to whipe) "clear exit"[/quote:548b7]

the least amount of cleaning is when u take the wet shit. they are liquid, they squirt out and they dont stick much.

[Innoxx]

Originally Posted by Pyro

<PfcGreen> pssst pyros on crack
<Innoxx> pyro's been tossing too much salad
<PfcGreen> lol
<PfcGreen> Butters is a FUCKING MORON!

all these statements seem correct.

So, you do like eating ass.

[Star85]

I tough it out everytime I have to take a shit in school. So far Out of 12 years of school I only shit once in 7th grade, and that wasnt bad seeing how my elemnetary school was very clean. But I am not touching my high school toilets with a 25 foot pole.

[vVolf]

I haven’t EVER been in the school toilets... EVER! And if i ever have to go back to visit my school for a fucking reunion or something, i still aint gonna go in.

[Vance]

Well, i piss all the time in my school (in the urinals) happy:

[Von Paulus]

Yes but Vance, at my school there is shit smeared on the urinals...

The urinal cakes are stained brown...

Is Nothing Sacred ??

oOo:

[Old Reliable]

why do they call them urinal cakes if you can't eat them?

[Zoner]

Ya know, I don't EVER recall having to take a shit at school! Not ONCE! Wow, that blows my friggin' mind.

I remember in residence at university, you'd NEVER announce that you were gonna go take a shit. The boys would "bag you on the shitter"...meaning, they'd fill grocery bags with freezing cold water and toss 'em over the stall.

Ever tried wiping yer ass with sogging wet toilet paper? It just doesn't work.


Zone

[Tripper]

Fuck, all your schools revolve around bullying other students! That sucks.

I can see why Anti had an Anxiety attack. hake:

[Airborne Butters]

Dude school bathrooms smell like weed and cigaretes.

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

is their something wrong with that?^ evil:

[Old Reliable]

all the bathrooms I am acquainted with smell like urinal cakes, strawberry flavor

[Zap. USMC]

Originally Posted by Miscguy

I just got up and walked out of my class. My teacher would ask where i was going and i would ignore him. He gave up after a while. Its not like i missed anything, i still passed with a B for fucks sake. Econ was such a breeze.

Its great i would show up 20 minutes late, and 40 minutes into class i would walk out be gone for 5 minutes (im a quick shitter) come back sit down all without saying a word. The teachers may get mad at first but just ignore them, and they catch the point that you dont give a fuck sooner or later.

Oh and as for the military respecting your shit time. They do not. You get 10 minutes to have your whole fucking platoon shit, pissed, and back into formation. Then you get those ass holes who take 3 years to pinch it off, and all that time you had is down to nill. One thing you'll learn people will always do for themselves first, even in the army.

Well, you lucky bastard! I'd walk out too, but knowing my SMALL school, they'd chase me and drag my ass back to my seat...

That's prob. basic training, am I correct?? Other then that, I was told by many ex-military (including my Father) that they respect personal times (writing letters, taking a shit, waxin' the carrot LOL).

dman hate it when people wipe thier ass using their fingers and then draw on the wall.