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Default 04-21-2003, 12:38 PM

[quote="Bean 2":6ef5a]Last year, me and a couple of friends took some bottle rockets and m80s and shoved them in this bee hive that was in a hole in a wall. We lit that shit and KABOOOM. Needless to say their was alot of dead bees, also some who survived proceeded to chase us. Thats was alot of fun.[/quote:6ef5a]

ROFLMAO, well i HATE spiders, they are so fuckin scary and can kill if they bite, ah man shit those pics are hella scary!! hake: eatthis: eatthis:
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 01:21 PM

My dad was born on an army airfield in texas, and when he was a kid he'd throw rocks at red kneed tarantulas and scorpions for kicks.








this is irrelevant, but one of my dad's friends killed himself trying to eat a tarantula oOo:



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Default 04-21-2003, 01:34 PM

this is irrelevant, but one of my dad's friends killed himself trying to eat a tarantula oOo:[/quote]

well, tht wasn't a clever thing to do was it......
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:27 PM

Id burn my house down, cuz what if they mated...! It's like Eight Legged Freaks all over again ed:

Oh, and about that comment about spiders in toilet seqats, I'm never going to sit on a toilet again oOo:
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:30 PM

ive actually had a brown recluse in my toilet as well. A couple years ago when i was 5 or so, I went to the bathroom, lifted the seat, and there was this huge brown thing that looked like a cicada before it becomes an adult, the thing was about as big as 2 tennis balls. Well, i threw the lid down, flusehd, and ran to my dad, where we came and it was gone...scared the shit outta me
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:31 PM

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speaking of burning them alive, what u guys think of those june bug bastards? those big black things that try to fly in thru your window screen during the summer time?

june bugs are more in the us... dunno if australia has them

ahhh man i hate june bugs, they like fly all around trees like crazy, and there are soo many of them and they come in your house and fly all around.....ahhhhhh, they need to make some kind of poison so you can spray it in the air and kill the bitchizzzzz
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:34 PM

lol pussies, june bugs are nothing but pests. the larvae are succulent worms
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:38 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":278d0]Did you know Daddy Longlegs are the most poisionous spiders alive, but the only reason they are not dangerous to us is because their teeth are too small to bite us? It's true. .[/quote:278d0]

Yep, I did a project about it last year for biology.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:54 PM

centapides are icky
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:25 PM

Wanna know whats the worst? Cicadas! dear God, those things come every 7 (or 17, cant remember) years, and they just swarm the place. I was 5 when they came, i was afraid to go outside. They were on everything, you went out to drive, they literally filled your windshield. They'll be her in some years....*Shivers* i hate them...
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:28 PM

heres a pic of cicada's before the change
[img]http://www.ia.wvu.edu/~magazine/sum99/photos/cicada.jpg[/img]
They fill your lawn and are all over the trees. They're not annoying, now here's the nasty sucker
[img]http://www.ne.jp/asahi/julesandjames/home/nature/cicada.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:38 PM

Fucking hate bugs of any description, im an arachnaphobe so spiders really get under my skin. ed:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:39 PM

Thanks now I'll be looking all over the place for some giant fly mantis locust looking shit things.

Did you know during the course of our lives we each eat at least 3 spiders involentary. In our sleep they can crwal in our moutsh of fall into our food.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:43 PM

Sclass you forgot to mention that their shells stick to the trees, and that they make a lot of noise in the summer.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:55 PM

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Fucking hate bugs of any description, im an arachnaphobe so spiders really get under my skin. ed:
omfg same here, i cant look a pic of a spider without feeling like they are all over my skin, everytime i see a pic, i freak out everytime something touches my leg or foot, fuck man, i feel like that right now, and will for at least an hour, hate that feeling
  
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