Oregon county bans all marriages - Page 4

Eight Ace · 03-26-2004, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Pinhead, you're becoming the #1 asshat around here these days.
Someone needs a hug...a big, manly hug.

Don't risk it Zoner...Pinheads just the sort of fag that would ruin the
moment by trying to fondle your "dude" as you were comforting him... annoy:

Pvt.Pinhead · 03-26-2004, 08:12 PM

OK, so I lied...I did come back to this thread...curiosity killed the cat...

Well first off, Zoner, I never bashed Canada, I never would, I have A LOT of Canadian friends. I was just saying, Canada does and uses a lot of American things, but lets not get back on this topic because it will only be locked....And I bash God you said?!?! I would never!! That is just about the worst thing I could ever do! I say cuss words a lot but I can honestly say Ive never put Gods name in vain!!!

Old Reliable, fluffy bunny, bukdez, I cant tempt God....

This doesnt have anything to do with the above comments, I was just curious thinking about Marraiges and Christ and all that, but, how do athiests and non-believers get married? Ive never been married and wont untill Im out of school so I dont know much about marraiges except for the ones Ive been to and seen on TV and movies. But dont you get married in a Church? Under God? Is there like a seperate marraige place or do athiests just get the license and celebrate by going on a honey moon or party or what?

Now back on topic...what I mean is by gays needing to open their eyes is that life is not based on sex and marraige and relationships, its so much more, I havent figured it out yet, but you dont live just to have sex! Why on earth would you be gay?? Im not straight because I want to have it with a woman, now dont get me wrong I would love to do it but its just like a video game or a rollercoaster, its not what I live for. Im straight because I do human nature I dont believe in screwing up what has already become and making things more complicated, nature is how things should be and should remain..I doubt any of that made since to anyone, because its hard for me to type out exactly how I feel.

Gays may have been around since Cavemen but no one ever admited it, and it was rare, mostly because ppl then think how I think, its unhuman and they were banned from the city, executed, resented, just ppl plainly didnt want anything to do with gays.

What makes a person gay? They feel passonate towards another male? Well that person is probaly experiancing something called friendship....not love...most ppl dont experiance love unitl past high school at least, and still then most of the time couples only get together so they can have sex and they like they way eachother look...ppl are always so concerned about sex that no one ever acually realises what could potentially be done with life. They have sex get an STD and die, wasted life...gays waste life by trying to change what humans were created to do, so they basically get it on with another guy and thats all they do, and then they die without a family just another gay male who only did it for the buttsex....

When humans were created (through God or not) it was not meant for the same sex to have sex with each other, if it was it would be possible for me and another male to produce a baby human being. I dont belive in harming nature, gays are the same as littering, its destroying what was created millions of years back, trying to re-write human nature, but failing...its sad...and the worst part is that they dont acually love eachother...they just like eachother and want to spend their lifes together, I can relate to that because I have a friend a male, that doesnt make me gay, I dont want to lose him because weve been friends since kindergarten, I wish we could spend our lifes together not necesarily in the same house, but rather just to remain friends forever. And I do know what love is, even at my young age Ive had a gf since 4th grade and to hold a relationship like that for so long thats not based off sex is something extremely amazing. And we both think that we will go on, but we arent bf and gf because we want to have sex, its because we simply enjoy the company and we both think alike and act alike, and want to be together forever and not in the same way as I want to be with my best friend forever, we want to share our lifes and gays usually just marry for the simple reason that they act, think the same, but unlike.....gays marry for the simple fact that they hold on to childish fantasys were they think it is possible in some way to love as you wish and they just have it in their mind that its OK to be gay, and they find another guy like that and they get married when in fact I guarentee you they could also love a woman more, they just have been unlucky and havent found that woman, that man they think they love is just a friendship, a very close friendship, marriage is more then saying I want to be with you for the rest of my life, if that were the reason marraiges existed then I could in reality be married to about every friend I have because I would like to be with all my friends and family forever. Marraige is something created by Christians yet non-christians get married, I dont know why, because marraige is something like Christmas or Easter its just a religious even that takes place, but in a lot of Christian beliefs you arent truly married until you complete other requirements one that is my religion is that you arent married until you have sex, and that is one reason ppl marry not because they want to be with a person forever, because I could be with anyone in the world forever if I wanted to its because they found a person that yes they do want to be together with for the rest of their lives but also find the person the right person to have sex with and raise a family, and having children is another requirement for you to be truly married with another person until a family is raised. So marraige is in fact a religous ceremony that I do not understand why athiests take part...

And buttsex is not a true form of "sex" not true sex at least, you can still get STD's and all that, but, sticking it up someones but isnt a true scientifical form of sex.

Do you want to know why I believe so absolutly surly in Christianity? You probaly dont but to bad...LOL, its acually personal and something Id rather not post in a public forum, but I belive soo much and no one else does that I fel I must....BTW did you know its a greater sin to turn someone away from God then it is for you just to not belive in it yourself???

Ok, well many years back in 6th grade, my gf that I was talking about b4 got luchimea (I dont know how to spell it and I dont care) She had got it so m=bad that doctors were almost cetain she was gonna die, but I prayed a lot because I was religous then too but of course I didnt want to go to church or Religious Education or read the Bible I was only religious because my parents made me, but one day we got a Priest to go over to the hospital and pray for recovery he called it anointing of the sick, and he went through like a 2 hour thing, and some miraculous way 2 weeks later she recovered and was released in less then 2 months which was astonishing and it was the day after the priest came that she showed signs of recovery, and her mother said that b4 the priest came a picture of Mary in their house had wax coming from her eyes!!

Because of what happened I became a better Cathlic, and thats another reason why I dont belive in gays...

All this is personal stuff and I cant believe I just posted it but, whatever...I hope you all realise what I think...Normally I wouldnt spend the 30 minutes it took writing this to write this but I felt it was necesary....and its the only way I could get out to yall what I believe....if anyone of you acually read even 1 paragraph...Im amazed! LOL This is by far the longest post or anything that Id ever post or even spend time typing for anyone, but I was pissed and I couldnt figure out a way to type all my fellings any shorter...

Eight Ace · 03-26-2004, 08:25 PM

sorry, I got distracted and missed most of that....what did you say after "OK, so I lied..."?

geRV · 03-26-2004, 08:27 PM

If "buttsex" is not a true form of sex i guess then neither is oral sex, someone should inform bill and monica of this........ oOo:

bukdez · 03-26-2004, 08:35 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":1b132]scientifical[/quote:1b132]

is that even a word?.... honestly you can believe whatever you want... personally i dont... but whatever turns you on guy...

Eight Ace · 03-26-2004, 08:44 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3d1af]...and her mother said that b4 the priest came a picture of Mary in their house had wax coming from her eyes!![/quote:3d1af]
...I have wax coming out my ears!! HALLELUJAH!!! rock:

Pvt.Pinhead · 03-26-2004, 08:45 PM

[quote=bukdez][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":ca34f]scientifical[/quote]

is that even a word?.... honestly you can believe whatever you want... personally i dont... but whatever turns you on guy...[/quote:ca34f]

scientifical

\Sci`en*tif"ic*al\, a. Scientific. --Locke.

[url="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scientifical"]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scientifical[/url]

bukdez · 03-26-2004, 08:45 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3852c][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3852c]...and her mother said that b4 the priest came a picture of Mary in their house had wax coming from her eyes!![/quote:3852c]
...I have wax coming out my ears!! HALLELUJAH!!! rock:[/quote:3852c]

lmfao...

strvs · 03-26-2004, 08:58 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":53097]
The sooner "Freedom of Religion" is taken out of the Bill of Rights and everyone has to be Christian the better, no more arguements! [/quote:53097]
You sir, are a fucking jackass. That has to be the single stupidest thing ive heard all month.

bukdez · 03-26-2004, 09:00 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":7181a][quote=bukdez][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":7181a]scientifical[/quote]

is that even a word?.... honestly you can believe whatever you want... personally i dont... but whatever turns you on guy...[/quote:7181a]

scientifical

\Sci`en*tif"ic*al\, a. Scientific. --Locke.

[url="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scientifical"]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scientifical[/url][/quote:7181a]

i stand corrected...

Madmartagen · 03-26-2004, 09:04 PM

Fuck religion, it sucks ass. eek:

Eight Ace · 03-26-2004, 09:19 PM

^^^ BLASSFEEMA!!!

Merlin122 · 03-26-2004, 09:21 PM

i think everyone should die, so no one would have to worry about all this gay marriage business

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 03-27-2004, 02:08 AM

You say buttsehx is un-natural, but I heard of a case where sheep & dolphins have da buttsehx. eek:

Proteus · 03-27-2004, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

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Originally Posted by Proteus

These guys are so stupid. They say, "they want everybody to be equal."

But that's not the fucking point of America. Everybody doesn't have equal everything, they have equal oppurtunity. Fucking idiots.

so they should have the oppurtunity to be married.

That's exactly what I was saying. rolleyes: