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Does the Pope use his miter as a cum-catcher??
  
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who is going to win the championsleague?


  
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Does anyone jack off more than me?
  
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Is it, in fact, scientifically possible for 14 to be a colour as well as a number / lizard?
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 01:40 AM

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Is it, in fact, scientifically possible for 14 to be a colour as well as a number / lizard?
???...............ROFL
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 06:51 AM

If you in a burning apartment building and you had to choose 1 of these things, would it be the economy size lubriderm or pants?
  
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can yew tuch yer belleh buttin wiv yor willa?
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 07:02 AM

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who is going to win the championsleague?
Chelsea, if they beat Barcelona to begin with. Otherwise itll be AC Milan
  
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is Dr. Phil your idle?
  
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How many jesu does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 09:58 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ad512]Does the Pope use his miter as a cum-catcher??[/quote:ad512]

of course, you know that guy doesnt get pussy. thats got to suck
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 10:00 AM

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Porto
  
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Does anyone jack off more than me?
you might have me beat, but i do touch myself alot
  
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Is it, in fact, scientifically possible for 14 to be a colour as well as a number / lizard?
the lizard did it
  
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Default 12-19-2004, 10:03 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":bf83d]If you in a burning apartment building and you had to choose 1 of these things, would it be the economy size lubriderm or pants?[/quote:bf83d]

im a shy guy, i would go with the lubriderm
  
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