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Default 01-13-2005, 01:01 AM
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best surreal life person was Vanilla Ice

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btw ron jeremy is a fat fuck.....that is all.
seriously..dont know why he is so famous or how the fuck he got to be a pornstar.
his dick is as long as an arm
not at all, havent you seen his porn?
i thought it was b/c he could hit a bullseye with his cum from across the room
  
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best surreal life person was Vanilla Ice

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btw ron jeremy is a fat fuck.....that is all.
seriously..dont know why he is so famous or how the fuck he got to be a pornstar.
his dick is as long as an arm
not at all, havent you seen his porn?
i thought it was b/c he could hit a bullseye with his cum from across the room[/quote:a9273]

ed: nah i havent seen any of his work, but everyone says his dick is supposed to be abnormally large
  
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Default 01-13-2005, 08:09 AM
You've never seen a Ron Jeremy porn flick? ed: annoy:

Ron could snake a toilet.

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Default 01-13-2005, 10:37 AM
He doesn't have anything on John Holmes though.
  
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Default 01-13-2005, 10:39 AM
Am i the only one who isnt turned on by a hairy little midget? He's kind of a woody stifler if you ask me.

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Default 01-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Looks more like a pervy version of mario.



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Default 01-13-2005, 11:04 AM
the new surreal life episode features a drunk verne troyer (mini me) butt naked sitting in his scooter and pissing on the floor. i will deffinetley be following this season
  
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Default 01-13-2005, 11:59 AM
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He doesn't have anything on John Holmes though.
Very true. RIP.

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Default 01-13-2005, 12:18 PM
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......Who is that lizze grubman arkan?
That cunt ran over a bunch of people with her SUV in the Hamptons near where i live. Because her daddy is rich, she only served a few months in our jail. If that were me or you, we'd be in prison for 7 years. That bitch got so much coverage i just wanted to puke. She knows Paris and some other asshats.

.....plus, she's ugly as fuck !!

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Default 01-13-2005, 03:30 PM
ron jeremy wasnt always a big fat slob...he was pretty fuckin skinny in his hey dey of wadd blowing.

I had some movie of him from the 80s where he kung fu fought some dude and whipped his ass then fed his length up the the balloon knot of the dudes bitch

pretty fuckin funny. I also saw one where some chick laid between Ron and peter north. They fucking drenched that skank...Im pretty sure she almost drowned

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