[mr.miyagi]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3c739]Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.[/quote:3c739]

Yes! plz someone look, i dunno where it'd be.....prolly ebaums....

[Arkan]

Ok, here's a quick Arkan story.

Way back in the 7th grade, i got into a fist fight with some kid and blackened his eye. Went to the principals office for punishment. He gave me a choice:

1. 3 day suspension or....
2. An "Educational" whack in the ass

It only took me 1.5 seconds to reach a decision. I chose to forgo an asswhoopin' from my old man so i said "I'll take that educational whack in the ass". He told me to empty my back pockets and to place my hands on his desk. He told me not to flinch or he'd have to do it again. With that, he took out this huge yard stick, lined up a nice swing, and let it whip......CRACK !!
It definately stung but i didn't budge. He told me to get out of his office and not to get in trouble again. My ass was a lil' sore but i spared myself a real asskickin' from the old man for getting suspended.

Kid 1....parents 0

[Pyro]

texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Pyro

texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by Arkan

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

[JBird]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

omfg nag:

you really need someone to bring you down a peg.

[Coleman]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

[img]http://www.octanecreative.com/knowitall/jpgs/mr_kia.jpg[/img]

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

rolleyes:

[Duke_of_Ray]

[quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":0611b]

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":0611b

lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:0611b]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:0611b]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.

[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

You haven't changed shitface.

[Milla]

Originally Posted by Tripper

You haven't changed shitface.

rofl!!

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Tripper

You haven't changed shitface.

You actually got me to chuckle over that one. + 1 for you.

[Vance]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad][quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad]

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":391ad

lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:391ad]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:391ad]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.[/quote:391ad]
That's fucked up. eek:

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0c22e]Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.[/quote:0c22e]
Bone her

[Pick Axe]

Hick school or not, spankin > Suspension