[ninty]

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.


An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times.


Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three Beers". Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"


"Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."


The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.


Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-- the two beers and all..."




The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."

oOo:

[Nyck]

every fucking joke is racist, non pc, etc etc...

every joke in here deals with something someone might find offensive.

jesus christ alive....

pyro is just fucking captain fucking shit starter.


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[Hollywood]

What's the most confusing holiday in the Harlem?

Father's Day!


What is the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There are twenty of them


What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?


Christopher Walken.


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Frank decides to go out bear hunting. So he grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He comes upon a small black bear eating some berries so he shoots it. No sooner does he put the rifle down but he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a large brown bear standing there.

The bear says "Frank. You just shot my friend. I'm really pissed off, but since I don't want to lower myself to your level I'm going to give you a choice. Either I can maul you to death or we can have some rough bear on human sex."

Frank thinks about it for a moment and says, "I'll take the sex." So the bear has his way with Frank and Frank limps home. He spends the next week walking bow-legged around his cabin, stewing in his own rage. As soon as he's better, he swears vengence on the bear. He grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He finds the bear and without a moment's hesitation he shoots the bear. Again, he feels a tap on his shoulder. When he turns to look there's an enormous gizley standing there.

The bear takes a deep breath and says, "Frank, I know about you and that bear, but that doesn't excuse your actions here today. You're alive and well and my friend is dead. But since I'm not like you I'm going to give you a choice." The bear gives Frank the same options as before, and once again, Frank chooses the sex, though the grizley is much rougher on poor Frank who spends a month in the hospital.

Once recoverd, Frank gets his rifle, finds the grizley and shoots him. Again he feels a tap on his should and when he turns around there's an enormous polar bear standing there. The polar bear sighs and says "Frank, let's face it. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

[Nyck]

what do dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common


their last big hit was the wall.

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by Nyck

every fucking joke is racist, non pc, etc etc...

every joke in here deals with something someone might find offensive.

jesus christ alive....

pyro is just fucking captain fucking shit starter.


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From the way I see it, saying a joke about jews burning in the oven is the start of the shit stirring.

This goes beyond jokes about stereotypes Nyck, this enters the realm of overt discrimination.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Pyro

From the way I see it, saying a joke about jews burning in the oven is the start of the shit stirring.

This goes beyond jokes about stereotypes Nyck, this enters the realm of overt discrimination.

seriously shut the fuck up you canadian cock sucker...I dont descriminate againts jews FFS it was a fucking joke...Im not trying to start the fucking 4th reich here, im no fucking neo nazi....you seriously need to fucking lighten the fuck up...you're gonna die by the time you are 34....either by massive heart failure, brain aneurysm, or someone stabbing you because you annoyed them too much. one of those three.



heres a joke for you

whats the difference between pyro and everyones g/fs, wives, and or right.left hand on this site.......

they bitch and moans and nags a whole hell of a lot less.

[Trunks]

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?" The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."

oOo:

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by Nyck

seriously shut the fuck up you canadian cock sucker...I dont descriminate againts jews FFS it was a fucking joke...Im not trying to start the fucking 4th reich here, im no fucking neo nazi....you seriously need to fucking lighten the fuck up...you're gonna die by the time you are 34....either by massive heart failure, brain aneurysm, or someone stabbing you because you annoyed them too much. one of those three.



heres a joke for you

whats the difference between pyro and everyones g/fs, wives, and or right.left hand on this site.......

they bitch and moans and nags a whole hell of a lot less.

I could make a joke about 9/11, and im sure half the forum will call me a dickless fucking cunt for it.

Now how is what YOU did RIGHT and that be WRONG? Pretty fucked up concept if you ask me.

Funny that some jokes are ALLOWED and some aren't...why the fuck did we get pissed at that song about the tsunami victims...it is a fucking joke right???? why get mad????? why? like it is a joke right...just harmless fucking fun right???

Shit and I thought you were older than I am.

[eeves]

Originally Posted by Nyck

heres a joke for you

whats the difference between pyro and everyones g/fs, wives, and or right.left hand on this site.......

they bitch and moans and nags a whole hell of a lot less.

i laughed at that... freak:

[Proteus]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I could make a joke about 9/11, and im sure half the forum will call me a dickless fucking cunt for it.

Now how is what YOU did RIGHT and that be WRONG? Pretty fucked up concept if you ask me.

Funny that some jokes are ALLOWED and some aren't...why the fuck did we get pissed at that song about the tsunami victims...it is a fucking joke right???? why get mad????? why? like it is a joke right...just harmless fucking fun right???

Shit and I thought you were older than I am.

nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag:

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about anything on this forum?

[Blase]

Originally Posted by Pyro

why the fuck did we get pissed at that song about the tsunami victims...it is a fucking joke right???? why get mad????? why? like it is a joke right...just harmless fucking fun right???

He has a point.

[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Blase

He has a point.

Yeah he actually does, for a change.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Tripper

Yeah he actually does, for a change.

That is very true. That being said, does it make you a racist, anti semantic, anti_homosexual, anti patriotic.


why do we make jokes about dead babies, when peoples babies have died before. why do we redicule homosexuals. we made a joke about blacks...omfg.

are they poor taste, yes. are they distasteful, yes.

is pyro the crusader of finding everything and anything to gripe about, yes.

Pyro is the next jesus.

[ninty]

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[Himmler]

i should name this thread:

OFFICIAL Joke & Nyck + Pryo Bitch Fight