[Duke_of_Ray]

[quote="Eight Ace":c62fe]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:c62fe]

One of the greatest forum posts ever! happy:

[Chronic Diarrhea]

You people are pussies. I live in a dorm, so I use the community stalls all the time. No big deal. Most of the guys here have respect and don't fuck it up, but I just take a small piece of toilet paper and wipe the rim for 2 seconds. You're not gong to get any diseases. What makes you think your ass is any cleaner than anybody else's?

[Airborne Butters]

That quite possibly made me evacuate my poop laughin at that Ace...


I've yet to take a dump in a public restroom. Whenever I piss in em I kick the flusher with my shoe and only undo the lock with my knee or hand with wrapped in a shirt.

[Nyck]

I just sit down and take the shit.

[strvs]

Originally Posted by Nyck

I just sit down and take the shit.

fancy crabs?

[Tripper]

I sit down to pee.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by strvs

fancy crabs?

overrated...getting diseases from sitting on a toilet seat is a urban legend

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtoilet.html

Your more likely to get it grabbing the bars next to the shitter and hovering over the shitter than and you would sitting on the can.

[Jin-Roh]

I can't poop.

[Madmartagen]

still, i wipe the toilet and use the sanitary paper. it doesnt matter where you are. i work on the 5th floor in a corporate building in south coast plaza in orange county. people here make 150 grand a year and drive ferraris and mercedes. these retards still cant manage to use the restroom without pissing or shitting on the seat or leaving a couple of pubes on the bowl. only a third of these fucks actually wash their hands after theyre done. disgusting.

[Pvt.Pinhead]

man, yall are paranoid...were all going to die somedayso why waste effort and time with "HIV on toilet seats"......

[CoMaToSe]

I only poop in a public bathroom if Im in harlem and need to rub feces on my face to blend in better, so I dont get shot.

Never try this if youve eaten doritoes, cause it turns ur shit green and people keep coming up to u and asking for drugs.

Nyck, ur avatar is making me touch myself

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

[img]http://opieanthony.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_toilet.gif[/img]= public loo

[Pyro]

I don't take a shit in public restrooms unless I absolutly have too...which I usually hover over.

[Sgt>Stackem]

what a bunch of mamas boys. If you got to go, you go. Home away whatever, I could take a dump in times square if i had to. Its just a natural thing. get over it.

[mR.cLeAn]

if my cheack were to touch the seat, I would rub alcohol all over it.