[Short Hand]

Originally Posted by strvs

deys dem fings wif baginas in em innit

yeh

[Eight Ace]

just to re-cap on my earlier advice:-

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[tomxtr]

I'm married to someone from work (old job) and I'll probably find my 2nd wife from work too. beer:

[Doctor Duffy]

I've yet to get a girlfriend...

... I'm still watching the audition tapes.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a19f6]I've yet to get a girlfriend...

... I'm still watching the audition tapes.[/quote:a19f6]

did your hand get amputated?

[Eight Ace]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ea9a1]I've yet to get a girlfriend...
[/quote:ea9a1]
yeah but when u do find someone you really care for...u will be like, SO ready to bust a nut in her box, eh?! beer:

[Doctor Duffy]

By advice of EightAce, I will rape my first girlfriend.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e91a8]By advice of EightAce, I will EAT my first girlfriend.[/quote:e91a8] ed:

[Unknown_Sniper]

Originally Posted by Poseidon

Yeah, i was like "seriously wtf - 12 hour date??" But she was like yeah, i wanna spend alot of time with you. Geesh I didnt know I was that good to be with happy:

Yeah coffee sounds nice too!

12 hours is a long time. If you know hwo to give massages and give them well, then I suggest not filling all 12 hours, then give her a simple shoulder rub, say her shoulders are tight and ask her if she wants a full massage. Tell her you can give her one if you only had a bed or something, go back to your place or hers once that shirt comes off, the bra is "in the way" then you are basically gold if you work it right. rock:

[Poseidon]

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":c4d49]

Originally Posted by Poseidon

Yeah, i was like "seriously wtf - 12 hour date??" But she was like yeah, i wanna spend alot of time with you. Geesh I didnt know I was that good to be with happy:

Yeah coffee sounds nice too!

12 hours is a long time. If you know hwo to give massages and give them well, then I suggest not filling all 12 hours, then give her a simple shoulder rub, say her shoulders are tight and ask her if she wants a full massage. Tell her you can give her one if you only had a bed or something, go back to your place or hers once that shirt comes off, the bra is "in the way" then you are basically gold if you work it right. rock:[/quote:c4d49]

Hah. Pity I dont know how to give massages

Guess I've got a week to learn biggrin:

[dr nein]

just make sure she's positioned for easy anal entry during the "massage"

[elstatec]

fatty.


city owned your boys today mick.

[Poseidon]

Originally Posted by elstatec

fatty.


city owned your boys today mick.

I know I bet my mate a 5 pints over this match too!! cry: cry: cry:

I just hope he forgets about it happy: Although its doubtfull

[RaNgeR]

Originally Posted by Arkan

Now that you went out and breached that advice, may i offer you this. Take her to dinner and to a "girl" movie. Forget King Kong and Jar Head. Find some dopey assed love story kinda movie. During the sensitive part, place you arm around her.

After the movie, if she invites you in, just follow her lead. Good luck and keep us posted.

best advice

[Poseidon]

Well as my date is working on saturday we have had to rarrange the date to today. So wish moi luck rock: