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Default 07-30-2006, 01:01 AM

this is a good thread

second night in a row im high out of my mind

check it out

my ex gf amanda first love almost got attacked by a rapist recently, he was caught yesterday

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_209161125.html

last night i took this girl i been dating out to the most expensive dinner i have ever paid almost $90...wonderful night

i dont know if i could afford that, but i cant resist when im around this new girl, i met her just after being miserable amanda was dating a massive tool

im going home to work try and make some money back, it could turn out big and finance my new airsoft gun, an upgraded ca33, one of the best out there...

still pissed about not being 21 and watching all my friends go to the bar....3 months or so til thats over

i have been smoking the dopest purple haze and a sour diesel-haze hybrid, i might have access to a hydroponic kit, all i need are seeds.




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Default 07-30-2006, 01:04 AM

umm, you'll probaly be dead before age 21 so i'd go ahead and get back with that chick.
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 01:08 AM

If you layed out all of the streets and concrete of America in one large area, how big would it be? The size of Texas? The size of Texas and California put together?


  
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Default 07-30-2006, 01:15 AM

I'd say Alaska.
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 02:10 AM

My cock
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 05:18 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":36218]My cock is tiny![/quote:36218]

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Default 07-30-2006, 11:02 AM

[quote:6107a]# 1. What Makes No. 2 Pencils So Darn Special?
# 2. Who’s That AOL Guy Who Eerily Knows When You’ve Got Mail?
# 3. Where Does Nougat Come From?
# 4. Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?
# 5. Which Came First, the Can Opener or the Can?
# 6. How Does a Word Become a Curse Word?
# 7. Can a Pregnant Woman Drive in the Carpool Lane?
# 8. Why Do Battery Letters Skip from A to C? Was There Ever a B-Cell Battery?
# 9. What Does McDonald’s Have in Common with the CIA?
# 10. Why Does Hawaii Have Interstate Highways?
# 11. Why Do Most Snooze Buttons Only Give You Nine More Minutes of Sleep?
# 12. Why Do We Call Them Grandfather Clocks?
# 13. Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First?
# 14. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
# 15. We Know Nothing Better Has Come Along Since then, But Who Invented Sliced Bread Anyway?
# 16. Why Is It Called "Blackmail?"
# 17. Is It Possible to Own Property on the Moon?
# 18. Why Can’t You Tickle yourself?
# 19. Human Meat Isn’t Appetizing, But is It Healthy?
# 20. Can You Actually Sense Weather with an Injured body Part?
# 21. Why Won’t Pineapple and Jell-O® Be Friends?
# 22. What are Sea-Monkeys®, Anyway?
# 23. How Many Pounds of Chimpanzee are Needed to Defeat the Average Human?
# 24. Why are Grape-Nuts® Neither Grapes Nor Nuts?[/quote:6107a]


  
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Default 07-30-2006, 11:06 AM

If bread is better than nothing,

and nothing is better than love,

then bread is better than love?
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 11:12 AM

[img]http://www.wfaa.com/images/slideshow/072106today/images/110a.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
[quote:c8fbd]# 1. What Makes No. 2 Pencils So Darn Special?
# 2. Who’s That AOL Guy Who Eerily Knows When You’ve Got Mail?
# 3. Where Does Nougat Come From?
# 4. Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?
# 5. Which Came First, the Can Opener or the Can?
# 6. How Does a Word Become a Curse Word?
# 7. Can a Pregnant Woman Drive in the Carpool Lane?
# 8. Why Do Battery Letters Skip from A to C? Was There Ever a B-Cell Battery?
# 9. What Does McDonald’s Have in Common with the CIA?
# 10. Why Does Hawaii Have Interstate Highways?
# 11. Why Do Most Snooze Buttons Only Give You Nine More Minutes of Sleep?
# 12. Why Do We Call Them Grandfather Clocks?
# 13. Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First?
# 14. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
# 15. We Know Nothing Better Has Come Along Since then, But Who Invented Sliced Bread Anyway?
# 16. Why Is It Called "Blackmail?"
# 17. Is It Possible to Own Property on the Moon?
# 18. Why Can’t You Tickle yourself?
# 19. Human Meat Isn’t Appetizing, But is It Healthy?
# 20. Can You Actually Sense Weather with an Injured body Part?
# 21. Why Won’t Pineapple and Jell-O® Be Friends?
# 22. What are Sea-Monkeys®, Anyway?
# 23. How Many Pounds of Chimpanzee are Needed to Defeat the Average Human?
# 24. Why are Grape-Nuts® Neither Grapes Nor Nuts?
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Default 07-30-2006, 11:51 AM

why does one game of soccer make me feel the next morning like I was run over by a steamroller?


  
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Default 07-30-2006, 12:07 PM

lol @ snatcher cat.
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 12:12 PM

i was pissing one time in a urinal and the splash back coated my entire front in piss. i didnt notice until 5 mins later


  
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Default 07-30-2006, 12:23 PM

Pizza Hut sucks.
  
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Default 07-30-2006, 02:00 PM

Why is it that I pay for cable television and still get commercials on the cable channels?


  
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