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Default 08-30-2006, 11:00 PM

Most Italians are light skinned people. It's the Sicilians that fuck it up for the rest of us.


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Default 08-31-2006, 12:53 AM

Calabrese are tan to are they not ?
  
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Default 08-31-2006, 05:44 PM

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Water DOES NOT help you avoid a tan, in fact it will amplify it, dumbass.
now tell me...what does chlorine do? It helps thing to FADE...i'm not talking about straight Water...it is chlorinated water

Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.


  
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Default 08-31-2006, 05:55 PM

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Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.
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Default 08-31-2006, 08:12 PM

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Water DOES NOT help you avoid a tan, in fact it will amplify it, dumbass.
now tell me...what does chlorine do? It helps thing to FADE...i'm not talking about straight Water...it is chlorinated water

Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.
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Default 08-31-2006, 11:09 PM

Holy shit comatose stop posting.

Not being able to tan is lame, I'm Irish. I'm either casper white or redneck red. But I have a pool... much like the rest, with chlorine in it. If you're swimming, you're going to tan, that's a really lame excuse for something you don't even need an excuse for, Pyro. So what if you're a pale virgin who only listens to rap to fit into the white-boy poser crowd, at least you're you? Oh.
  
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Default 08-31-2006, 11:47 PM

you could try hitting the gym at least. Turn that string you call and arm into some rope.
  
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Default 08-31-2006, 11:48 PM

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working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.
wtf is that supposed to be exhaustion?

EX-HOSH-CHUN/ EX-HAS-GION...close enough
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Default 08-31-2006, 11:52 PM

pyro is just a late developer i guess, just get some pussy and you'll get bigger. oOo:


  
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Default 09-01-2006, 01:16 AM

Is your pool indoor or outdoor pyro ?
  
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Default 09-01-2006, 09:30 AM

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pyro is just a late developer i guess, just get some pussy and you'll get bigger. oOo:
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Default 09-01-2006, 11:36 AM

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And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.
Simular problem I have, I got refused from entering the RAF because I was underweight, 1 full year of trying to put on weight, seeing dietritians, protein shakes, gym 5 nights a week. After all the money I spent trying to get bigger, I put on half a stone. I dont even cycle anymore since I got my car, I literally do no excersice. yet still dont put weight on. I'm probably skinnier than you are. I can eat all day , every day without feeling full. I can out eat most of my plump friends.

Only difference is I can tan, but I dont bother, cause its not worth having a skinny tanned body. My driving arm is brown, the rest of me is fairly white.
  
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Default 09-01-2006, 11:50 AM

cosmo???????????????????????




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Default 09-01-2006, 05:28 PM

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Holy shit comatose stop posting.

Not being able to tan is lame, I'm Irish. I'm either casper white or redneck red. But I have a pool... much like the rest, with chlorine in it. If you're swimming, you're going to tan, that's a really lame excuse for something you don't even need an excuse for, Pyro. So what if you're a pale virgin who only listens to rap to fit into the white-boy poser crowd, at least you're you? Oh.
i'm inside swimming...the sun doesn't touch me when im working.

Why the fuck do you think I listen to rap just to fit into a crowd? Hell...I'm basically the reason any of my friends even listen to Rap.

I don't hang out with the wiggers and neither does Buckweed

I don't even remember how I started listening to Rap but I think it was because I hung out with everyone in highschool when it was very cliky and the blacks were with the blacks, browns with browns and whites with whites (with the asians with asians but asians were a very small minority)

I fucking hate white cliky kids (wiggers, ginos, preps, goths and so on)...who would wanna hang out with only white people...they're fucked...better off getting used to hanging out with all cultures

I was moreso an acquintance of all groups...and I learned of Rap (used to hate it) from hanging out with my black and brown friends (honestly brown people tried to be black mroe than whites thugh they geniueally believe that because they're not white they can be associated with black culture as their own)

anyways...fuck you...I don't listen to rap to fit in with the wiggers...I listen to it because I like it. End of Story.

And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool


  
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Default 09-01-2006, 05:30 PM

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And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool
so she thinks you're a bitch too eh?


  
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