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Default 09-08-2006, 03:23 AM

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When suddenly I became aware - "Hey, this chick is dead."
in that case how would her firm, round ass have a warm texture.. eh?
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 04:26 AM

I call Shenanigans!
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 04:28 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed3d6]
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When suddenly I became aware - "Hey, this chick is dead."
in that case how would her firm, round ass have a warm texture.. eh?[/quote:ed3d6]
Having had several hours to ponder your query, I have decided that the protagonist first attempted to cook her in an oven before being caught up in his own sexual fantasies. It helps to point out at this juncture that he suffers from 'Memento'-esque memory problems.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 07:38 AM

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I should have died right there of pure raw total wild joy. I guess I have a strong heart because the jolt it received when I saw the garter belt and the red lace panties was about the same as if I'd grabbed a high-tension wire.

I don't remember how I got there, but I found myself kneeling down and my lips making contact with the smooth, warm texture of Monica's firm, round ass.

When suddenly I became aware - "Hey, this chick is dead."
...and then, right there, as if a spark of brilliance lit out of the bleak existence which is my brain, I came to the final conclusion of my life that had been staring down on me since I registered at groundforce1.com. With one swift manouever I clutched the side of my head and rapidly snapped my own neck, with a motion so fiesty I could not consider a second breath of regret....Floating to death, I considered the benefit to others in the situation of my own death, and took with me, the token notion that I had freed those of that forum of my fucking fagrag gaywad existence.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 10:23 AM

ahahahahaahahahahaha


  
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Default 09-08-2006, 11:15 AM

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I should have died right there of pure raw total wild joy. I guess I have a strong heart because the jolt it received when I saw the garter belt and the red lace panties was about the same as if I'd grabbed a high-tension wire.

I don't remember how I got there, but I found myself kneeling down and my lips making contact with the smooth, warm texture of Monica's firm, round ass.

When suddenly I became aware - "Hey, this chick is dead."
Que?


  
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Default 09-08-2006, 11:18 AM

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I should have died right there of pure raw total wild joy. I guess I have a strong heart because the jolt it received when I saw the garter belt and the red lace panties was about the same as if I'd grabbed a high-tension wire.

I don't remember how I got there, but I found myself kneeling down and my lips making contact with the smooth, warm texture of Monica's firm, round ass.

When suddenly I became aware - "Hey, this chick is dead."
Que?
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Default 09-08-2006, 12:25 PM

i can't believe the 2 top dudes are 21, wtf they look about 15. if i was that small and skinny at that age i'd be pretty depressed too. its completly obvious that none of these dudes were going to get laid anytime soon, so i guess they figured this was there best bet. call me old fashioned, but if i was in their situation i would have opted for a hooker or a fat chick, i just don't understand fucking corpses. these guys should be killed.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 02:51 PM

or forced to fuck dead bodies until their dicks rot off
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 02:54 PM

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these guys should be killed.
You don't feel the death penalty is a bit draconian in this situation?

To everyone who has said these guys need to die, do you honestly think these people are such a threat, or have commited a crime so grevious, that the only possible course of action is to kill them?
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 03:50 PM

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these guys should be killed.
You don't feel the death penalty is a bit draconian in this situation?

To everyone who has said these guys need to die, do you honestly think these people are such a threat, or have commited a crime so grevious, that the only possible course of action is to kill them?
imagine that was your sister, mother, wife, girlfriend, whatever that just died and these cum stains dug up her body and fucked her corpse. granted since in this instance they weren't able to go through with the deed, they should still be severly punished....because honestly it takes a pretty sick individual to want to dig up someone whose been dead and burried for a week and attempt to have sex with their body.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 04:03 PM

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these guys should be killed.
You don't feel the death penalty is a bit draconian in this situation?

To everyone who has said these guys need to die, do you honestly think these people are such a threat, or have commited a crime so grevious, that the only possible course of action is to kill them?
imagine that was your sister, mother, wife, girlfriend, whatever that just died and these cum stains dug up her body and fucked her corpse. granted since in this instance they weren't able to go through with the deed, they should still be severly punished....because honestly it takes a pretty sick individual to want to dig up someone whose been dead and burried for a week and attempt to have sex with their body.
I wouldn't be screaming for blood. What these kids did is wrong, but I'm not an unreasonable person who requries the ultimate penalty to feel any type of vindication. I honestly do not think these kids need to be put to death, they made a mistake, and they will pay for it justly. We cannot allow our emotions to take hold in situations like these or else a lot more people would be put to death who frankly do not deserve the death penalty.

I would rather these people have to live life with the fact they tried to have sex with a corpse following them around everywhere.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 04:23 PM

There was a shipwreck, and 4 people washed up on shore. 3 guys and 1 girl.

The first week it was good.

The second week it was okay

The third week it was bad

The fourth week it was unbearable.

The fifth week they buried her.
  
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Default 09-08-2006, 04:51 PM

id do the chick when she was alive...but i bet most people would...but shit how desperate do ya gotta be to fuck a corpse...


  
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Default 09-08-2006, 05:33 PM

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id do the chick when she was alive...but i bet most people would...but shit how desperate do ya gotta be to fuck a corpse...
thanks for letting us know that. FOUR FUCKING PAGES INTO THE THREAD.

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