[Arkan]

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.

All you need to do is listen to Zoner. He's got the shit down pat. Only thing i would add is the masturbation part for you. Rub one out before you hop in the shower, that way, if she's feeling your cock later, you're less apt to blow a load in your shorts. You fuckin' virgins need all the help you can get.

And as for the cologne, use VERY little. Just a dap on your neck so she'll smell it while she's close to you. Oh, and make sure you didn't eat any gassy foods beforehand. Chicks don't dig the farting on the 1st date, that comes later.

[Milla]

lol yeah, i rip em in front of my gf now. She laughs though usually.

[Simo Häyhä]

Originally Posted by Milla

lol yeah, i rip em in front of my gf now. She laughs though usually.

fuck i hated when my ex always did that happy: happy: happy:

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Zoner

1. Shower thoroughly. Wash that taint. Put powder on the cojones. Don't overdo it on the cologne.

this is excellent advice, get that whole cock/balls/taint/arse region so clean a person
could eat their lunch off of it....because with any luck, that is exactly what will happen.

only thing I would add is bone up on the clitoris, what it's for, where it is etc.,
get that right and in the morning she'll be making the coffee wearing ur shirt
while ur lying there smoking a ciggy with a grin from ear to ear etc.

good luck in shooting ur hot junk somewhere in, or at least on, this young lady. beer:

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Yep, I always make sure my shit is in top condition before a date. Trim dat bush, wax yo cack, do some kegels, sprinkle some powdered sugar on it, and you're all set.

[elstatec]

coma aint getting any on his first date, its coma oOo:

[Doctor Duffy]

[quote=CoMaToSe]

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":d490c

Lmao, yeah, also cuts chance of poppin' a boner by 50%

sadly, not for me loney:[/quote:d490c]

???
If you're telling me you're unable to get an erection, then you're honestly fucked for this date.

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":84a3f][quote=CoMaToSe]

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":84a3f

Lmao, yeah, also cuts chance of poppin' a boner by 50%

sadly, not for me loney:[/quote:84a3f]

???
If you're telling me you're unable to get an erection, then you're honestly fucked for this date.[/quote:84a3f]
other way around. Ejaculation does not prevent me from achieving erection within minutes.

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[anti]

aww coma's in love. now he can do something other than post.

[Hawke]

Originally Posted by anti

aww coma's in love. now he can do something other than post.

if only that other thing was die.

[Eames]

pics or die cause i call bs.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Eames

pics or die cause i call bs.

[Michael]

Originally Posted by anti

aww coma's in love. now he can do something other than post.

lol

Coma, how'd the date go?

[CoMaToSe]

good. No pics, neither of us have a camera. I was supposed to go to her dorm at 8 so we could decide what to do, but then she called me around 5 and 'ordered' me to come over right then to hang out, so very little prep time for me. I got there around 5:30, and we watched 'invincible' in her room, and she started cuddling on me. After that we tried party hopping, most of the parties were all 'frat members ONLY' fags. so we went back to her dorm, and stayed there until her RA came around 1:30 to yell at me for being a dude in a chicks dorm past visiting hours (ends at 12) so I had to leave.

For those of you bad at math, thats an 8 hour date.

[Scorpion -]M15F1T[-]

Well done coma. beer: