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Default 07-25-2006, 10:49 AM
avril wearing lululemon pants...thats not very punk
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 12:17 PM
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avril wearing lululemon pants...thats not very punk
Avril is not punk anymore dude. Infact she never was happy:
  
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Default 07-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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where?
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 05:24 AM
man, I love how sometimes my computer stops for no reason. Its like when you're jerking off to intarweb pron, and you get cum all over your hands, and you dont have a cleanex nearby, and you can hear your parents getting closer to the door.... What would YOU do in that situation?
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 07:26 AM
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man, I love how sometimes my computer stops for no reason. Its like when you're jerking off to intarweb pron, and you get cum all over your hands, and you dont have a cleanex nearby, and you can hear your parents getting closer to the door.... What would YOU do in that situation?
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:15 AM
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man, I love how sometimes my computer stops for no reason. Its like when you're jerking off to intarweb pron, and you get cum all over your hands, and you dont have a cleanex nearby, and you can hear your parents getting closer to the door.... What would YOU do in that situation?
I dont jerk off when people are home.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 11:24 AM
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man, I love how sometimes my computer stops for no reason. Its like when you're jerking off to intarweb pron, and you get cum all over your hands, and you dont have a cleanex nearby, and you can hear your parents getting closer to the door.... What would YOU do in that situation?
I dont jerk off when people are home.[/quote:21de6]
me neither. they were suppose to be gone for a few hours, but... They got home as I was in my home stretch...
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:30 PM
Bullshit, you jack off to your sister on a daily basis.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 07:55 PM
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and you get cum all over your hands
WTF, do you hold out your hands at the point of ejaculation like you would at a soap dispenser?
  
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Well it is supposed to be good for the skin.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 10:08 PM
It's full of protein too, I suggest you start sucking on some more.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 10:13 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":5e8d1]It's full of protein too, I suggest you start sucking on some more.[/quote:5e8d1]
Can I just lick your ass instead? I need more fibre in my diet
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 10:20 PM
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Avril is not punk anymore dude. Infact she never was happy:
id rub it on her.
  
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