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Default 12-30-2002, 09:44 PM
1- Get an 1800 CFC rating.
2- Stay in excellent shape; improve on it.
3- Dramatically improve my basket-ball ball-handling and shooting skills.
4- Maintain my skills at various sports and activities.
5- Keep learning...
6- Keep breathing...

and finally

*drum roll*
* rimshot *

7- GET FUCKING LAID!

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Default 12-30-2002, 09:49 PM
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and finally

*drum roll*
* rimshot *

7- GET FUCKING LAID!

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AMEN BROTHA!
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:19 PM
My new year's resolution is 1024x764
  
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Default Re: New Year's Resolutions! - 12-30-2002, 10:23 PM
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This year, my new year's resolution is to roll a doobie out of a one-hundred dollar bill, and smoke it. What are yours?
Hmmm, to get more poon is mine.[/quote:9d555]

never happen. oOo:


mine is to stop being so fat
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:33 PM
ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 10:34 PM
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski"]ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".[/quot

LMAOROLF!
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 11:02 PM
Quit drinking and doing drugs......

But Hell, that is still 24 hours away, time to go grab the martini shaker and mirror. evil:

Besides, I always felt your New Years resolution shouldn't be what you are going to not do, but what you are going to do.....given that I am going on a sex tour to Thailand. ed:
  
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Default 12-30-2002, 11:33 PM
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i'm w/ buckweed
did u spell spiers right in your sig?
  
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Default 12-31-2002, 08:52 AM
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Hmm, lets see, what do i want to accomplish this year....hmmm...
ok, i want to have the renovation job on my house completed by the end of the summer, and have the boat ready for striper season....i think thats about it.
Stripper season? Dammit, they work in seasons now?! heh (Yes, I know it's a fish!)

YOu notice alot of peoples resolutions to get laid? Which means they didn't get laid the year before. . . eek:
  
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Default 12-31-2002, 08:29 PM
Start working out again, and get back to my Army PT score.
  
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Default 12-31-2002, 09:17 PM
Mine is to get independently self employed so I can make my own damned hours. biggrin:
  
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Default 12-31-2002, 11:12 PM
I suppose mine is to become more active physically, and maintain good grades in school.

Either that or, change clothes.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 02:06 AM
Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 02:08 AM
Damn, no edit!

Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*

*Scrolls to girly thread*
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 12:21 PM
to have a 3 some with 2 hot chicks. well did that last night. suckas you have to dream about what i can do any weekend at the bar. while your here flaming . i go out and get laid. i would give details but i dont want you guys beating off. lol
  
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