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07-17-2003, 02:43 AM
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.
Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
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07-17-2003, 03:29 AM
is he cute?
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07-17-2003, 09:25 AM
Does he live with you, or leaves at night?
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07-17-2003, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by whatever
get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.
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best idea yet
good luck dude
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07-17-2003, 10:02 AM
Dammit, These forums need to be UPDATED! (Replies hiding)
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1st Lieutenant
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07-17-2003, 08:50 PM
you're bigger...
..so eat him.
blame it on your sister
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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Senior Member
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Location: 05/09/04 ja!!!
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07-17-2003, 10:08 PM
$500,000.00 bucks, a ticket to mexico and ill drop him.
your problems will be solved.
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: motherland
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07-17-2003, 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.
Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
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ROFL
just dont leave and evidence behind
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07-17-2003, 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.
Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
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hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit
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07-17-2003, 10:46 PM
I'd kill him for 8000
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Captain
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07-17-2003, 11:44 PM
I'd lump him up just for shits and giggles. All you need to do is supply me round trip airfare and i'll do your dirty deed. cool:
The world is my urinal
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07-17-2003, 11:46 PM
call AC/DC, they do dirty deeds dirt cheap
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07-17-2003, 11:57 PM
lol oOo:
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07-18-2003, 12:35 AM
is he cute ?
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Portland, Oregon
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07-18-2003, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:
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dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....
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