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Default 07-17-2003, 02:43 AM

Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 03:29 AM

is he cute?
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 09:25 AM

Does he live with you, or leaves at night?
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 09:41 AM

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get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.
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Default 07-17-2003, 10:02 AM

Dammit, These forums need to be UPDATED! (Replies hiding)
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 08:50 PM

you're bigger...


..so eat him.

blame it on your sister


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Default 07-17-2003, 10:08 PM

$500,000.00 bucks, a ticket to mexico and ill drop him.

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Default 07-17-2003, 10:16 PM

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Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
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just dont leave and evidence behind
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 10:43 PM

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Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 10:46 PM

I'd kill him for 8000
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 11:44 PM

I'd lump him up just for shits and giggles. All you need to do is supply me round trip airfare and i'll do your dirty deed. cool:


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Default 07-17-2003, 11:46 PM

call AC/DC, they do dirty deeds dirt cheap
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 11:57 PM

lol oOo:
  
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Default 07-18-2003, 12:35 AM

is he cute ?
  
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Default 07-18-2003, 12:58 AM

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kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:
dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....
  
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