[quote="American-Graffiti":fbcfd]lol nice story kid. that's not how it works. I dont even think you've been to a real party before. the only pussy you've ever seen is ur mamas[/quote:fbcfd]
... Are you kidding?
It is that easy.
It requires nothing but alcohol to get a 1 night stand.
lol I know what it takes, but it dont sound like u do. If you wanna hook up with a girl you're gunna need more than alcohol, sorry but American Pie is far from reality. And you're not gunna have much luck if u dont learn her name (even if u think u sound like a pimp sayin that u dont know her name).
[quote="Animal Mother":44bfa]I just spot the drunkest chick in the place.[/quote:44bfa]
Heh. i have the same strategy, unless shes ugly. but im usually too drunk to tell.
[quote="Animal Mother":6bebd]Exactly.
A pussy is a pussy. Who cares what its owner looks like[/quote:6bebd]
Hmmmm, i dunno, it may be just me, but fat chicks dont make me want to have sex. but yea, if i were drunk i would. so yea.